A New Sheriff
| A New Sheriff | |
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| Details | |
Story type |
Character Goal |
Character |
Cowboy Kif |
Previous Goal |
Mutant Mayhem |
A New Sheriff is one of the goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow. It is the chareacter goal for the Cowboy Kif outfit.
Part 1
Description[edit source]
- Kif shows off some new tricks.
Objectives
- Have Kif Do Lasso Tricks (2h 0m 0s)
Rewards[edit source]
- 500
300 
Story[edit | edit source]
Kif?! What are you wearing?
Don't you like it? I wore it to impress you.
I love it! You look like the alien love child of John Wayne and Prince.
Yes, he lent me his outfit.
Wow! Where'd you learn to lasso like that?
Flossing Captain Brannigan's toes. It was the only way to keep a safe distance.
Part 2
Description[edit source]
- Kif tries a puff.
Objectives
- Have Kif Try Not to Cough (4h 0m 0s)
Rewards[edit source]
- 500 300
Story[edit | edit source]
You're still not really working the cowboy thing. Have you considered smoking?
Amy! Smoking is gross and extremely unhealthy!
But sexy.
Well, obviously smoking is sexy. Incredibly sexy. Everybody knows that. It goes without saying.
Now let me repeat how sexy smoking is several times, for emphasis.
Yeah. I think you just coughed up part of your lung.
Oh dear... well, at least lung tissue regenerates eventually.
Right?
Part 3
Description[edit source]
- Kif makes demands.
Objectives
- Have Kif Demand BBQ Chicken Pizza (8h 0m 0s)
- Have Smitty Stop for Donuts (4h 0m 0s)
- Build Family Brothers Pizza (16h)
Rewards[edit source]
- 500 300
Story[edit | edit source]
It's time for me to man up and start demanding what I want. Starting with a barbecue chicken pizza.
But that's not on the menu here.
I'm getting all lightheaded just thinking about it.
But how else will you know that I'm a strong man who can always protect you?
Ahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
That's the correct answer, right?
Part 4
Description[edit source]
- Kif duels it out.
Objectives
- Have Kif Show Up at High Noon (8h 0m 0s)
- Have The Professor Deliver Good News (1h 0m 0s)
Rewards[edit source]
- 500 300
Story[edit | edit source]
Kif, where are you going?
The Borax Kid insulted my cowboy outfit, so I challenged him to meet me at high noon on Main Street.
Kif, no! What if you lose the duel?
I'm not worried. The duel is a short story competition. I'm going to read a particularly tender entry from my diary.
Kiffy, you won the duel! You looked very brave.
Thank you, Amy. But I think it's time for me to retire the cowboy outfit.
I miss the freedom of my thigh-length DOOP uniform.
Me too.
