A New Sheriff

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A New Sheriff
Goal Cowboy Kif.png
Details
Story type
Character Goal
Character
Cowboy Kif
Previous Goal
Mutant Mayhem

A New Sheriff is one of the goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow. It is the chareacter goal for the Cowboy Kif outfit.

Part 1

Description[edit source]

Kif shows off some new tricks.

Objectives

  • Have Kif Do Lasso Tricks (2h 0m 0s)

Rewards[edit source]

  • 500 Nixonbucks 300 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

AmyKif?! What are you wearing?

Cowboy KifDon't you like it? I wore it to impress you.

AmyI love it! You look like the alien love child of John Wayne and Prince.

Cowboy KifYes, he lent me his outfit.


AmyWow! Where'd you learn to lasso like that?

Cowboy KifFlossing Captain Brannigan's toes. It was the only way to keep a safe distance.


Part 2

Description[edit source]

Kif tries a puff.

Objectives

  • Have Kif Try Not to Cough (4h 0m 0s)

Rewards[edit source]

  • 500 Nixonbucks 300 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

AmyYou're still not really working the cowboy thing. Have you considered smoking?

Cowboy KifAmy! Smoking is gross and extremely unhealthy!

AmyBut sexy.

Cowboy KifWell, obviously smoking is sexy. Incredibly sexy. Everybody knows that. It goes without saying.

Cowboy KifNow let me repeat how sexy smoking is several times, for emphasis.


AmyYeah. I think you just coughed up part of your lung.

Cowboy KifOh dear... well, at least lung tissue regenerates eventually.

Cowboy KifRight?


Part 3

Description[edit source]

Kif makes demands.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 500 Nixonbucks 300 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Cowboy KifIt's time for me to man up and start demanding what I want. Starting with a barbecue chicken pizza.

AmyBut that's not on the menu here.

Cowboy KifI'm getting all lightheaded just thinking about it.


Cowboy KifBut how else will you know that I'm a strong man who can always protect you?

AmyAhahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

AmyThat's the correct answer, right?


Part 4

Description[edit source]

Kif duels it out.

Objectives

  • Have Kif Show Up at High Noon (8h 0m 0s)
  • Have The Professor Deliver Good News (1h 0m 0s)

Rewards[edit source]

  • 500 Nixonbucks 300 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

AmyKif, where are you going?

Cowboy KifThe Borax Kid insulted my cowboy outfit, so I challenged him to meet me at high noon on Main Street.

AmyKif, no! What if you lose the duel?

Cowboy KifI'm not worried. The duel is a short story competition. I'm going to read a particularly tender entry from my diary.


AmyKiffy, you won the duel! You looked very brave.

Cowboy KifThank you, Amy. But I think it's time for me to retire the cowboy outfit.

Cowboy KifI miss the freedom of my thigh-length DOOP uniform.

AmyMe too.