A Thief in the Byte

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A Thief in the Byte
Goal Bender Burglar.png
Details
Story type
Character Goal
Character
Burglar Bender
Previous Goal
Organizational Shake Up

A Thief in the Byte is one of the goals in the game Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow. It is a character goal for the Burglar Bender outfit. It is unlocked after completing part 3 of the Organizational Shake Up goal.

Part 1

Description[edit source]

Burglar Bender prepares to burgle.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 300 Nixonbucks 200 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Burglar BenderWatch and learn as Bender the Cat prepares to rob his first chump of the day.

FryCool! Who's your first victim?

Burglar BenderPhilip J. Fry. But don't tell you I said that.

FryYour secret's safe with me.


Burglar BenderOkay. I got my lockpicks, my glass cutters, and these cool super-sticky fingertip extensions. Time to rob the Planet Express staff blind!

FryYou know, everybody loves thieves, but that sounds vaguely unethical.

Burglar BenderI don't see how. I paid full price for my equipment.


Part 2

Description[edit source]

Burglar Bender steals from the elderly.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 300 Nixonbucks 200 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

The ProfessorGood news, everyone! I've been robbed!

Burglar BenderBy who? I bet it was someone really great. Right? Right?

The ProfessorNo. I'm pretty sure it was you. But everything you took was insured for twice its actual value!


The ProfessorYou can steal my money, my smartphone, and my watch, but you can't steal my memories!

Burglar BenderYeah I can. You keep them on your phone, remember?

The ProfessorNo.


Part 3

Description[edit source]

Burglar Bender steals from the rich.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 300 Nixonbucks 200 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Burglar BenderSo, Amy, word the street is, your apartment was robbed last night by a mysterious great burglar.

AmyYeah. Good thing everything I own has a locator chip. Even some of the locator chips have locator chips.

Burglar BenderBut a really great burglar would anticipate that, and remove the locator chips, and dump them safely in his chest compartment.

Burglar BenderAw, crap!


AmyI admit knowing the world's greatest burglar has made me the envy of social media, but why do you only rob your friends?

Burglar BenderCause I don't know where strangers keep their stuff.

AmyThat's easy. Money bt the front door, jewelry in the dresser, drugs behind the teacups on the top shelf of the cupboard.

Burglar BenderWow... Reality is far stranger than I could possibly have imagined.


Part 4

Description[edit source]

Burglar Bender hides his tracks.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 300 Nixonbucks 200 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

URLBig burglary in the warehouse district last night. Dude in the video looks a lot like you.

Burglar BenderThat handsome robot could be anybody! Also, he's really great. Anyhow, who got knocked over?

URLThe security camera warehouse. We got you from 55,000 different angles.

URLThat's a lot of stuff to tag, so I'm'a give you a choice. You can come downtown, or you can destroy all the evidence.


Burglar BenderOkay, all the video is destroyed. Seems like a shame to lose that handsomeness, but whatever.

URLI'm a cop. We're sworn to administer justice to the good-lookin' and the ugly alike.

URLAnd by justice I mean beatings. Aw yeah.

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