Aging Gracefully is one of the goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow. It is the personal goal of Petunia, an unlockable character available during the event Love is in the Air.
Petunia approaches Fry.
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320 200 Hey there, handsome. You lookin' for a good time?
Well, you've come to the right place.
Finally, something we can all agree on.
How about bein' my bingo buddy?
Nah, I hate bingo rooms. They smell like old people who can't stay awake.
That's the point. Once they fall asleep, you can steal their bingo cards. Stealin' keeps me young.
I'm not sure that's true.
Petunia tries to seduce the Professor
480 300 I've always wanted to be with an older man.
Then I suggest you go out and find one.
I'm lookin' at him.
You and I have radically different viewpoints on the order relationship between our ages.
Swing by the trailer park. I can introduce you to my kids.
Why the devil would I want to meet your children?
They need some inspiration. All they do is sit around and watch TV.
If they met a bigshot scientist like you, it might motivate them to go out and cook up some drugs.
Scruffy rejects Petunia.
640 400 Hey big boy, wanna have a good time?
Scruffy don't pay for his bedroom romps, miss.
Ain't you a porn connoisseur? You'll pay for pictures of nekkid women, but not for actual nekkid women?
I can resell the porn after I'm done with it.
This city's no fun.
Have you tried Atlantic City? You might have better luck there.
Atlantic City is like training wheels. I been ridin' a two-wheeler for a long time now.
You strike me more as the unicycle type.