All-Natural Woman

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All-Natural Woman
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Character Goal


Part 1

Description[edit source]

Amy hunts down some food.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 600 Nixonbucks 350 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Amazonian Amy Amy now Amazonian. Amy hungry. Eat whole pig.

Fry Dream on.

Fry You'll never pass for an Amazonian that way. Your better approach is to sentence me to death by snu-snu.

Amazonian Amy Dream on.


Leela What happened to you?

Amazonian Amy Fry take Amy to all-you-can-eat deep fried beef tallow buffet.

Leela Don't hang around with Fry. If you want to blend in with the Amazonians, just forgo personal hygiene and talk like a lobotomized boxer.

Leela Then again, maybe you should hang around with Fry.


Part 2

Description[edit source]

Amy falls flat.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 600 Nixonbucks 350 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Bender What's the weather like up there?

Amazonian Amy Not funny, Bender. Hard to keep balance on these stilts.

Bender Well, make sure not to fall before I grab my camera.


Bender That fall was priceless. That's going in the photo album.

Amazonian Amy All your fault! I not supposed to fall.

Bender All I did was take the picture...

Bender ...after greasing the floor.


Part 3

Description[edit source]

Amy goes clubbing.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 600 Nixonbucks 350 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Leela Amy, maybe you should skip the club tonight.

Amazonian Amy But ladies' night tonight! Ladies get free drinks.

Leela I don't think the club has a reaching pole to deliver you drinks.

Amazonian Amy Spluh! That's why Amy bring really long straw!


Amazonian Amy Clubbing big success.

Leela I guess. You realize you knocked out a dozen people on the dance flor swinging that big stick.

Amazonian Amy That right. Secondary meaning for word "clubbing."


Part 4

Description[edit source]

Amy starts to smell.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 600 Nixonbucks 350 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Amazonian Amy Why Kif no want to snu-snu with Amy?

Kif Well, er, um, I'm terrified...

Amazonian Amy Amy be gentle with Kif.

Kif You didn't let me finish. I'm terrified... I might get a whiff of you.


Amazonian Amy Amy bathe like you ask.

Kif Then why do you still smell?

Amazonian Amy Like Amazonians, Amy bathe in river.

Kif In New New York? You're filthier than you started.

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