All Hail Pharaoh Bender

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All Hail Pharaoh Bender
Goal Pharaoh Bender.png
Details
Story type
Side Goal
Previous Goal
What's Fair is Pharaoh

All Hail Pharaoh Bender is one of the goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow.

The goal is made available after Pharaoh Bender is unlocked and the completion of What's Fair is Pharaoh.

Part 1

Description[edit source]

Bender takes control.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 75 Nixonbucks 50 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Robot Fry Look, I'm fine with you being my Pharaoh, but I'm not sure how the rest of the universe will feel about it.

Pharaoh Bender That is why I must crush all opposition with an iron fist!

Pharaoh Bender This one, I think.


The Professor What the hell are you doing?!

Pharaoh Bender I am Bender, Pharaoh of all that is! Hence, I gotta practice my ancient Egyptian walk.

The Professor Thank God. I thought you were flashing some sort of gang signs.

The Professor You mess with me, it's a must that I mess with you a'ight?


Part 2

Description[edit source]

Bender promotes himself.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 75 Nixonbucks 50 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Pharaoh Bender The first order of royal business is to tour the galaxy and proclaim my greatness to all.

Robot Fry What if they don't listen?

Pharaoh Bender That's exactly what I'm hoping. It'll give me an excuse to crack my Egyptian whip.

Pharaoh Bender It's really just that whip I got when I was Cowboy Bender, but my subjects won't know the difference.


Pharaoh Bender New New York, your Pharaoh has returned from a triumphant tour of his realm!

Robot Fry Did everybody worship you like you wanted?

Pharaoh Bender I didn't really notice. I was too busy running them over with my chariot.


Part 3

Description[edit source]

Bender looks for a concubine.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 75 Nixonbucks 50 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Pharaoh Bender Pharaoh requires a new concubine. Hie thee to my harem, Amy! It's in the employee lounge.

Amy Cram it, Pharaoh. If you want a concubine, go find a cheap flooziebot.

Pharaoh Bender You're gonna regret this. I'm gonna tell my friends the underworld gods to torment you when you die.

Amy If you mean Kherty and Anubis, good luck. My dad has them on retainer.


Pharaoh Bender I searched every trashy part of this city and I couldn't find one lousy flooziebot to be my concubine.

Robot Fry Did you try the Triborough Bridge?

Pharaoh Bender Yeah. She told me to get lost.


Part 4

Description[edit source]

Bender has second thoughts.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 75 Nixonbucks 50 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Pharaoh Bender Pharaoh grows weary with the demands of royalty!

Robot Fry I knew you'd get bored being all-powerful, but I thought it'd take at least a couple days.

Pharaoh Bender I know, right? What the hell is wrong? Why do the gods torture mighty me?... I must consult with hathor.

Robot Fry You mean the Egyptian goddess of music, dance and sexuality?

Pharaoh Bender Probably. I met her last night, stripping at Electric Ladyland.


Robot Fry What happened to your Pharaoh clothes?

Pharaoh Bender Let's just say that after dinner, Hathor stripped me of my royal duties.

Robot Fry Whooooooo!

Pharaoh Bender What are you whooing about, you jerk? Hathor and the other gods of ancient Egypt announced that I've committed sacrilege and I'm no longer Pharaoh!

Robot Fry I really don't understand what reality I'm living in.

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