All Hail Pharaoh Bender is one of the goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow.
The goal is made available after Pharaoh Bender is unlocked and the completion of What's Fair is Pharaoh.
- Bender takes control.
- 75 50
Look, I'm fine with you being my Pharaoh, but I'm not sure how the rest of the universe will feel about it.
That is why I must crush all opposition with an iron fist!
This one, I think.
What the hell are you doing?!
I am Bender, Pharaoh of all that is! Hence, I gotta practice my ancient Egyptian walk.
Thank God. I thought you were flashing some sort of gang signs.
You mess with me, it's a must that I mess with you a'ight?
- Bender promotes himself.
- 75 50
The first order of royal business is to tour the galaxy and proclaim my greatness to all.
What if they don't listen?
That's exactly what I'm hoping. It'll give me an excuse to crack my Egyptian whip.
It's really just that whip I got when I was Cowboy Bender, but my subjects won't know the difference.
New New York, your Pharaoh has returned from a triumphant tour of his realm!
Did everybody worship you like you wanted?
I didn't really notice. I was too busy running them over with my chariot.
- Bender looks for a concubine.
- 75 50
Pharaoh requires a new concubine. Hie thee to my harem, Amy! It's in the employee lounge.
Cram it, Pharaoh. If you want a concubine, go find a cheap flooziebot.
You're gonna regret this. I'm gonna tell my friends the underworld gods to torment you when you die.
If you mean Kherty and Anubis, good luck. My dad has them on retainer.
I searched every trashy part of this city and I couldn't find one lousy flooziebot to be my concubine.
Did you try the Triborough Bridge?
Yeah. She told me to get lost.
- Bender has second thoughts.
- 75 50
Pharaoh grows weary with the demands of royalty!
I knew you'd get bored being all-powerful, but I thought it'd take at least a couple days.
I know, right? What the hell is wrong? Why do the gods torture mighty me?... I must consult with hathor.
You mean the Egyptian goddess of music, dance and sexuality?
Probably. I met her last night, stripping at Electric Ladyland.
What happened to your Pharaoh clothes?
Let's just say that after dinner, Hathor stripped me of my royal duties.
What are you whooing about, you jerk? Hathor and the other gods of ancient Egypt announced that I've committed sacrilege and I'm no longer Pharaoh!
I really don't understand what reality I'm living in.