All Natural Wood

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All Natural Wood
Icon Outfit Obsolete Bender.png
Details
Story type
Character Goal
Character
Obsolete Bender
Event
Island of Lost Bots
Act
2

All Natural Wood is one of the goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow. It is the character goal for Obsolete Bender.

Part 1

Description[edit source]

Bender turns himself wooden.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 48 Nixonbucks 30 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Fry Hey, Bender, something looks different about you.

Obsolete Bender I've replaced my metal parts with tropical maple paneling. I'm hoping if I resemble the snails' natural habitat, they won't corrode me.

Fry Is it working?

Obsolete Bender Well, I haven't been slimed so far. But on the downside, a couple of lumberjacks tried to tap me for syrup.


Fry Not that you don't look good in wood, but what are you gonna do when the snails finally go away?

Obsolete Bender I'll just hire a couple of day laborers to take the wood paneling off and replace my glorious metal siding.

Fry What if your roommate saw your glorious metal siding lying around our apartment and thought it was junk and sold it for scrap?

Obsolete Bender Then I'll have the day laborers cover me in strips of human roommate flesh.


Part 2

Description[edit source]

Bender has wooden regrets.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 64 Nixonbucks 40 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Amy Turning yourself into wood was a great idea, Bender. You look great.

Obsolete Bender Eh, I'm starting to have second thoughts.

Obsolete Bender For one thing, I'm vulnerable to fire. Also, I think some teenagers carved their initials into me while I was asleep.

Amy No, Kif and I did that. We wanted to commemorate our love somewhere we could look at it whenever we want.

Obsolete Bender My bottom was a good choice then.


Obsolete Bender I almost caught fire!

Amy Didn't they cover "not catching fire" in the employee safety class?

Obsolete Bender That class was for losers. I took the "Walking Away From Explosions While Not Looking" class instead.

Obsolete Bender But I flunked out after I walked away from an explosion too slow and caught fire.

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