Alternative Architecture

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Alternative Architecture
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Details
Story type
Side Goal
Event
Lrrr Strikes Back


Part 1

Description[edit source]

Bender starts buildin'.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 50 Weed 75 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Bender I hate staring at those Omicronian eyesores Lrrr keeps making me build. I'm gonna erect my own eyesores!

Bachelor Fry Aren't you just making more work for yourself? Usually you hate that.

Bender Yeah, but this work is driven by petulance, resentment, and a childish desire to annoy somebody.

Bender I'm prepared to devote the rest of my life to it.


Bender Doesn't that look better?

Bachelor Fry Not bad. Have you thought about going into architecture?

Bender I once built a replica of my shiny metal ass.

Bender It was the most-kissed statue in Ireland!

Bender Until somebody noticed and put the Blarney Stone back in its place.


Part 2

Description[edit source]

Bender builds an ancient wonder.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 50 Weed 75 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Bender For my next project, I shall build a big Easter-Island-style stone head!

Amy That is so Earth-centric of you!

Amy Mars has big stone heads too. Why don't you build a big Mars-style stone head?

Bender Because, obviously, the world's biggest head should look like me, and I look more Easter-Islandish than Marsish.


Bender Finally finished. That'll show those dumb Omicronians who deserves the most colossal monument.

Amy How'd you get it built so fast?

Bender I made a million stonemasons an offer they couldn't refuse.


Part 3

Description[edit source]

Bender goes big.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 50 Weed 75 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Bender I'm not messing around with these little monuments any more. I'm ready to build Big Ben!

URL So, what, now you want people to call you "Little Ben"?

Bender Oh, no, there's something else people call "Little Ben". If you catch my drift.

URL Sure do. Guess what people call "Big URL".


Bender And so I write finis to my career as a builder. I believe my body of work speaks for itself.

Bachelor Fry Waht exactly do you think it says?

Bender Bender is great, Omicronians suck.

Bender I chiseled it on everything I built.

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