Bender starts buildin'.
50 75 I hate staring at those Omicronian eyesores Lrrr keeps making me build. I'm gonna erect my own eyesores!
Aren't you just making more work for yourself? Usually you hate that.
Yeah, but this work is driven by petulance, resentment, and a childish desire to annoy somebody.
I'm prepared to devote the rest of my life to it.
Doesn't that look better?
Not bad. Have you thought about going into architecture?
I once built a replica of my shiny metal ass.
It was the most-kissed statue in Ireland!
Until somebody noticed and put the Blarney Stone back in its place.
Bender builds an ancient wonder.
50 75 For my next project, I shall build a big Easter-Island-style stone head!
That is so Earth-centric of you!
Mars has big stone heads too. Why don't you build a big Mars-style stone head?
Because, obviously, the world's biggest head should look like me, and I look more Easter-Islandish than Marsish.
Finally finished. That'll show those dumb Omicronians who deserves the most colossal monument.
How'd you get it built so fast?
I made a million stonemasons an offer they couldn't refuse.
Bender goes big.
50 75 I'm not messing around with these little monuments any more. I'm ready to build Big Ben!
So, what, now you want people to call you "Little Ben"?
Oh, no, there's something else people call "Little Ben". If you catch my drift.
Sure do. Guess what people call "Big URL".
And so I write finis to my career as a builder. I believe my body of work speaks for itself.
Waht exactly do you think it says?
Bender is great, Omicronians suck.
I chiseled it on everything I built.