Animal Instincts

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Animal Instincts
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Details
Story type
Side Goal
Event
Animal Instincts Weekend
Previous Goal
Office Pets

Animal Instincts is one of the goals in the game Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow. It is a side goal from the Animal Instincts Weekend event.

Part 1

Description[edit source]

Pimparoo starts a business.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 75 Nixonbucks 50 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

The Professor Good news, Fry! Pimparoo has chosen Planet Express to help him start his exotic animal business.

Fry We're busy saving the universe, remember? Tell Pimparoo no.

The Professor Fry, he's a boxing kangaroo AND a pimp. He'll hit anyone anytime for any reason. You don't say no to Pimparoo.


The Professor Now that I've helped you open the exotic pet business, Pimparoo, perhaps we can discuss compensation?

Pimparoo I figured I'd let you in for five percent, baby.

The Professor I was thinking more like, "I get all the unsold animals to use for experiments".

Pimparoo Let me keep all the unsold big green feathery birds, and it's a deal.


Part 2

Description[edit source]

A pet store opens up.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 75 Nixonbucks 50 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Pimparoo Listen, Amy, some of these exotic pets ain't exactly legal, so I need some kinda front. Any ideas?

Amy Hide 'em in plain sight, Pimparoo. Open a pet store with cute legal pets in the window and keep the exotica in the back.

Pimparoo Great idea! You won't be wantin' a cut, now, will you?

Amy Eh, just let me pet the cute ones whenever I want, and we'll call it even.


Amy I just cuddled a bunch of cute little animals! I wish Planet Express had a pet.

Fry We do have a pet. His name is Nibbler.

Amy I mean one that doesn't know more physics than I do.


Part 3

Description[edit source]

The crew looks for lizards.

Objectives

  • Go to Omicron Persei 8 in search for Exotic Lizards.
  • Collect 20 Exotic Lizards from Combat Enemies.

Rewards[edit source]

  • 75 Nixonbucks 50 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Pimparoo I been working the exotic pet black market. Got a guy who's willing to trade a whole jungle of mixed primates for a shipful of Omicronian lizards.

The Professor You expect me to collect a whole shipful? Those things have jaws at both ends!

Pimparoo So... Fry?

The Professor Yeah, Fry.


Fry Have we collected enough space lizards? My face is swelling up from that horrible venom they spray.

The Professor That's not horrible venom, it's -- er, yes. That venom is horrible, all right.


Part 4

Description[edit source]

The lizards are packed.

Objectives

  • Have Bender Box Lizards (4h 0m 0s)
  • Collect 4 Packaged Lizards

Rewards[edit source]

  • 75 Nixonbucks 50 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

The Professor Have you rounded up the Omicronian lizards and put them in the shipping crate yet?

Bender Yep, I got some help from Harold, your hyperintelligent lab money.

The Professor Yes, Harold's quite clever with a lariat, isn't he?

Bender I dunno. I just tied him up and shoved him inside the crate and the lizards ran right in.


Fry The lizards are all packed up and ready to go.

The Professor Did you punch air holes in the crates?

Fry Yes. And guess what came spraying out? That horrible venom!

The Professor It must be difficult packing up things that are smarter than you are.


Part 5

Description[edit source]

Business is booming.

Objectives

  • Trade Packaged Lizards for the Owl

Rewards[edit source]

  • 75 Nixonbucks 50 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Fry So now Pimparoo wants us to find him an owl? Did you ask him what the hell for?

The Professor Yes. He said "Don't make me use my back-hand." Me, a famous scientist and old man, being made to chase owls... Forget it! You find the owl, Fry.

Fry Don't make me use my back-hand.


Pimparoo My exotic animal business is blowin' up thanks to you, Prof. How can I ever repay you with something other than money?

The Professor Well, perhaps you can teach me about pimping. I understand it's easy.

Pimparoo Naw, man! Just the opposite! Pimpin' AIN'T easy! Specially for a damn kangaroo!


Part 6

Description[edit source]

Bender complains about work.

Objectives

  • Have Bender Go for a Spin (2h 0m 0s)
  • Return to Omicron Persei 8 in search for Exotic Lizards
  • Collect 30 Exotic Lizards from Combat Enemies

Rewards[edit source]

  • 75 Nixonbucks 50 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Bender Why are we collecting space lizards for Pimparoo? This is an outrage!

Fry He needs more lizards to trade for more exotic pets. Besides, he treats me good. And he bought me a pair of designer jeans.

Bender Pimparoo doesn't care about you, Fry! He told me so over dinner!

Bender He took me to Fishy Joe's!


Bender Why should I keep helping you with your business?

Pimparoo Aw, Bender, you know we're in this together, baby.

Bender I don't believe you, Pimparoo! And Fry said you bought him designer jeans. You never buy me anything!

Pimparoo Players gonna play.


Part 7

Description[edit source]

Amy looks for a new dog.

Objectives

  • Collect 10 Packaged Lizards
  • Trade Packaged Lizards for the 8-Legged Dog

Rewards[edit source]

  • 75 Nixonbucks 50 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Amy I'm in the market for a new dog.

Bender I know a guy who sells them out of the back of a truck for a discount.

Amy But I want one with a new car smell!

Amy Eh, I guess I could buy a discount dog and a new car for it to roll around in.


Fry Cute Octodog, Amy.

Amy Thanks! I named it after you. Actually "Fry" is just his last name. His first name is "Better-Looking".


Part 8

Description[edit source]

Fry gets sent to Omicron.

Objectives

  • Collect Exotic Lizards from Omicron Persei 8.
  • Collect 50 Exotic Lizards from Combat Enemies.

Rewards[edit source]

  • 75 Nixonbucks 50 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

The Professor Fry, our exotic animal connection's got another shipment. We need more space lizards to trade.

Fry I have to go to Omicron Persei 8 AGAIN? This is like the 15th time since the hypnowave catastrophe started! I swear, it's like there's only four planets in this whole universe.


Fry I'm back from collecting lizards.

The Professor That was quick.

Fry I nearly got killed by brutal enemies.

The Professor There's a soda in the fridge.


Part 9

Description[edit source]

Fry worries about overcrowding.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 75 Nixonbucks 50 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Fry This pet business is too successful. There's no room for all these exotic animals in here!

Amy You're overreacting, Fry --

Fry Am I? In case you haven't noticed, we're ankle-deep in poop! Because the hyper-apes are always using the bathroom when I need it!


Amy Guess what, Fry? The professor got a snake for the office.

Fry That explains the slithering thing crawling up my pants leg.

Amy No, the snake is over there. What you feel is Bender's extendo arm. He's picking your pocket from the inside.


Part 10

Description[edit source]

The business reaches new highs

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 75 Nixonbucks 50 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

The Professor Good news, Pimparoo! The exotic animal business is producing record profits!

Pimparoo If it didn't, I was gonna have to put you on the street to make back my money.

The Professor You can still do that if you'd like.


Pimparoo I think I'll stay in New New York awhile. There's $$$ to be collected.

Fry Did you say $$$?

Pimparoo Uh huh.

Fry How did you say it?

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