Bachelrrr Life is one of the goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow. It is the personal goal of Midlife Crisis Lrrr, an unlockable character available during the event Love is in the Air.
Lrrr comes to party.
320 200 Lrrr? What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be ruling the planet Omicron Persei 8?
Don't mind me. I'm just a with-it guy enjoying a night on the town.
Why are you dressed like that?
Ndnd and I are having marital issues, so I've decided to fly solo for awhile. NOW ACCOMPANY ME TO THE NEAREST STRIPPING FACILITY!
Slow down, Lrrr. If you keep drinking like that, you're gonna get alcohol poisoning.
Your Earth food and drink are no match for the mighty Omicronian stomach. Yesterday I ate an entire Hot Pocket and survived!
You mean an entire carton of Hot Pockets? 'Cause just one is barely a decent breakfast for me.
Oh, dear God, a morning glob of steaming chemicals? If you tell me you have the four-cheese pizza for breakfast, I shall vomit!
No, like most bachelors, I prefer the five-cheese pizza.
Lrrr goes out with Fry.
480 300 We have a whole evening of partying ahead of us. Let us sieze the night!
I don't think I'm in the mood to go out again.
Either we sieze the night together or I sieze your planet alone!
Let me check my closet for a clean boogieing shirt.
You might be wearing a tad too much cologne.
It's Axe Body Spray. The advertising says Earth women will flock to me by the thousands if I wear this stuff.
I'm not sure that's true.
I hardly think a company named after a weapon would lie to me.
Lrrr starts annoying everyone.
640 400 Lrrr, it's three in the morning! It's rude to play music when other people are trying to sleep.
I'm just living the life, baby.
Well, at least try to keep it down. And what's that spell? Are you vaping indoors?
Indeed I am, for you see, I am a brash, arrogant cool guy who plays by his own rules.
Oh, wait -- I forgot to call you "baby". Plays by his own rules, baby.
It's time to come home, Lrrr. I'm sorry for saying that you let yourself go and-- hey what is that smell?
Axe Black Eclipse Daily Fragrance.
Oh, dear monstrous God. Lrr, you fool, Axe personal grooming products are horrifically toxic to Omicronians! That's why they're banned on our planet!
And yet even I cannot resist the scent of Black Eclipse Daily fragrance. Take me now, you fat ugly love-reptile!