Bad Santa Bender

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Bad Santa Bender
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Details
Story type
Character Goal
Event
An Xmas Xarol

Bad Santa Bender is one of the goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow. It is the personal goal of Santa Claus Bender, a premium character available during the event An Xmas Xarol.


Part 1

Description[edit source]

Bender acts like Robot Santa.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 5 Santa Medal 50 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Santa Bender Behold -- I have acquired a suit just like Robot Santa's! And now I'll be spreading Xmas cheer in my own inimitable style.

Fry Does that mean you won't be killing people?

Santa Bender Why would I shell out for this heavily armed suit if I wasn't going to kill many, many humans?

Fry Then what's the difference between you and Robot Santa?

Santa Bender Mostly it's in the area of me being better-looking.


Fry So how was your first Santa run? Did you gun down many people?

Santa Bender Only one or two. I was just getting warmed up when I saw this terrified baby and I... I simply couldn't pull the trigger.

Santa Bender I guess my desire to kill all humans is less than my desire to be revered by all humans. Perhaps that's the true meaning of Xmas.

Fry God bless us, every one!

Santa Bender Don't count on it. I gunned him down first.


Part 2

Description[edit source]

Bender steals some presents.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 5 Santa Medal 75 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Santa Bender The best part about being Santa is getting first dibs on all the presents.

Leela Santa doesn't get presents. At best you might score some cookies and milk from some bleeding-heart children.

Santa Bender Cookies and milk?! Those are useless to a mighty robot. I want beer!

Leela Then I suggest you deliver gifts to more trailer parks.


Leela Bender, did you just take all our presents?

Santa Bender Only the ones with any resale value.

Leela What about the ten pairs of 1970s-cartoon-character socks I'm giving Fry? They're valueless.

Santa Bender Not to me. I can hang them on the apartment door whenever I have "company", so Fry knows to stay away.

Leela Risky move. He may think you're entertaining the Groove Ghoulies and barge on in.


Part 3

Description[edit source]

Bender shows his softer side.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 5 Santa Medal 100 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Santa Bender Hey, Amy, I got you a gift!

Amy I don't want a gift, I want the money you took from my wallet.

Santa Bender Then you're in luck, because my gift to you is a papier-mache bust of me, Bender, made entirely of shredded cash.


Santa Bender You know, Fry, being Santa isn't all it's cracked up to be.

Fry Without more context, I have no particular response.

Santa Bender Then shut up. See, when you're Santa, people only love you 'cause they want something from you.

Santa Bender I want people to love me for my extremely good looks.

Santa Bender And also I'm a real firecracker at parties.

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