| Bad Santa Bender | |
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Story type |
Character Goal |
Event |
An Xmas Xarol |
Bad Santa Bender is one of the goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow. It is the personal goal of Santa Claus Bender, a premium character available during the event An Xmas Xarol.
Part 1
Description[]
- Bender acts like Robot Santa.
Objectives
- Have Santa Claus Bender Check His List Twice (6h 0m 0s)
Rewards[]
- 5
50 
Story[ | ]
Behold -- I have acquired a suit just like Robot Santa's! And now I'll be spreading Xmas cheer in my own inimitable style.
Does that mean you won't be killing people?
Why would I shell out for this heavily armed suit if I wasn't going to kill many, many humans?
Then what's the difference between you and Robot Santa?
Mostly it's in the area of me being better-looking.
So how was your first Santa run? Did you gun down many people?
Only one or two. I was just getting warmed up when I saw this terrified baby and I... I simply couldn't pull the trigger.
I guess my desire to kill all humans is less than my desire to be revered by all humans. Perhaps that's the true meaning of Xmas.
God bless us, every one!
Don't count on it. I gunned him down first.
Part 2
Description[]
- Bender steals some presents.
Objectives
- Have Santa Claus Bender Steal Presents (8h 0m 0s)
Rewards[]
- 5
75
Story[ | ]
The best part about being Santa is getting first dibs on all the presents.
Santa doesn't get presents. At best you might score some cookies and milk from some bleeding-heart children.
Cookies and milk?! Those are useless to a mighty robot. I want beer!
Then I suggest you deliver gifts to more trailer parks.
Bender, did you just take all our presents?
Only the ones with any resale value.
What about the ten pairs of 1970s-cartoon-character socks I'm giving Fry? They're valueless.
Not to me. I can hang them on the apartment door whenever I have "company", so Fry knows to stay away.
Risky move. He may think you're entertaining the Groove Ghoulies and barge on in.
Part 3
Description[]
- Bender shows his softer side.
Objectives
- Have Santa Claus Bender Give a Gift (10h 0m 0s)
Rewards[]
- 5 100
Story[ | ]
Hey, Amy, I got you a gift!
I don't want a gift, I want the money you took from my wallet.
Then you're in luck, because my gift to you is a papier-mache bust of me, Bender, made entirely of shredded cash.
You know, Fry, being Santa isn't all it's cracked up to be.
Without more context, I have no particular response.
Then shut up. See, when you're Santa, people only love you 'cause they want something from you.
I want people to love me for my extremely good looks.
And also I'm a real firecracker at parties.