Blather Mouth

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Blather Mouth
Goal Blatherbot.png
Details
Story type
Character Goal
Event
Robot Hell On Earth

Blather Mouth is one of the goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow. It is the personal goal of Blatherbot, a premium character available during the event Robot Hell On Earth.


Part 1

Description[edit source]

Blatherbot discusses the universe.

Objectives

  • Have Blatherbot Torture the Crew (4h 0m 0s)
  • Have Bender Put in Some Earplugs (6h 0m 0s)
  • Have Fry Die of Boredom (4h 0m 0s)

Rewards[edit source]

  • 5 Robot Soul 50 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Blatherbot Let me begin by saying that, whether it's the simple course of daily business or the apocalypse, the universe always finds a way.

Blatherbot Now, the current crisis merits a recitation of some very strongly worded - and lengthy - theories on the matter on which I'd like to hold forth.

Fry But--

Blatherbot Please don't interrupt. I will get to my opinions on interruptions in due course...


BlatherbotAnd furthermore, I believe it is the natural order for the universe to operate in cycles. Periodically, it must be ravaged by poverty, war, and famine.

FryYou're really not that fun to talk to.

BlatherbotI beg your pardon but I believe I was speaking on a matter of urgent importance to which "fun" is not a relevant consideration.

BlatherbotIf you'd prefer to hear about "fun" I have an endless set of thoughts on the current state of cricket. And they are as follows...


Part 2

Description[edit source]

Blatherbot criticizes the police.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 5 Robot Soul 75 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

BlatherbotIn my experience, law enforcement has employed techniques which need to be evaluated through proper discourse with practitioners.

URLWould you like me to demonstrate some of those techniques on the side of your head?

BlatherbotPerhaps, but first you must join me in a cup of tea.

URLThat's a technique on which we can all agree. Aww yeah.

BlatherbotAww yeah. Indeed. And on that subject let me begin by saying...


BlatherbotIn times when the safety net is tattered, there is a certain need for compassion in our civil servants.

URLMan, I don't have time for this. I got work to do.

BlatherbotThen perhaps we should discuss the underappreciation of the more physical methods of controlling social unrest?

URLBlather on, my brother.


Part 3

Description[edit source]

Blatherbot annoys Robot Gypsy.

Objectives

  • Have Robot Gypsy Entertain a Client (2h 0m 0s)
  • Have Blatherbot Polish Mustache (2h 0m 0s)
  • Have Fry Break a Crystal Ball (6h 0m 0s)

Rewards[edit source]

  • 5 Robot Soul 50 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

BlatherbotI once knew a young gypsy fortune teller. She was fresh out of the crate, still oily behind the ears.

BlatherbotI daresay she reminds me very much of you. Were you in Senegal during the great war, or as I like to call it, WW XVII?

Robot GypsyNo, but perhaps you'd prefer to discuss your future--

BlatherbotSilly me. I mean WW XVIII. Strange how Roman numerals can trip a man up, eh? I remember once I was beaming down to the surface of Ceti Alpha VI...


Blatherbot Now that my mustache is properly polished, Madam, I'm ready to hear all about my future. What have you foreseen?

Robot Gypsy Well, I was going to tell you I foresaw a mustache-polishing, but that was several hours ago.


Part 4

Description[edit source]

Blatherbot gives Bender a few tips.

Objectives

  • Have Blatherbot Pontificate Over Pointless Subjects (3h 0m 0s)
  • Have Bender Learn From The Best (8h 0m 0s)
  • Get Blatherbot up to Level 10

Rewards[edit source]

  • robotsoul Nixonbucks

Story[edit | edit source]

Blatherbot Take it from me, young rogot: petty theft is child's play. The true key to financial success is depresssing the wages of the middle class.

Bender That's what I always say! Only I say it in a lot fewer words.

Blatherbot Fewer words, "fewer words"... Why, that's brilliant, my boy! From now on, I'll use many fewer words!

Blatherbot [...]

Blatherbot Sup?


BenderYou sure know how to talk, Blatherbot.

BlatherbotOh, that was nothing. I once won a debate competition by sheer endurance. I blathered on for eight hours.

BlatherbotMy opponent literally died of boredom.

BenderI need medical attention just from hearing you describe it.

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