Blessed Are the Poorbots

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Blessed Are the Poorbots
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Story type
Character Goal
Event
An Xmas Xarol

Blessed Are the Poorbots is one of the goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow. It is the personal goal of Tinny Tim, a premium character available during the event An Xmas Xarol.


Part 1

Description[edit source]

Tinny Tim dances for money.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 5 Santa Medal 50 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Tinny Tim Kind sir, could I trouble you for a dollar?

Fry Sorry, I spent my last dollar on a bag of chips.

Tinny Tim Then might I trouble you for your bottom-of-the-bag chip powder? In return I'd be happy to degrade myself by dancing for you.

Fry Now now, there's no shame in entertaining someone in exchange for food.

Tinny Tim There is if it's you, sir.


Fry You sure scarfed down that chip residue. I just wish I had something else to give you.

Tinny Tim As it happens, the chill of winter goes hard on my roberculosis. Your jacket might help to keep it away...

Fry You can't have this jacket! It's part of who I am! I only have two or three left!

Tinny Tim Far be it from me to deprive you of your rumpled polyester identity, sir.


Part 2

Description[edit source]

Tinny Tim works a job.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 5 Santa Medal 75 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Tinny Tim Good day, ma'am. Might I interest you in a day-old newspaper? Much of the information is still valid.

Amy Oh, you poor thing! I'll take all you've got!

Tinny Tim Acutally, I'll need to keep one or two for use as a park-bench blanket.

Amy Oh no you won't. Not as long as I've got a trust fund and a private financial advisor. I'm going to buy you a shiny new blanket for your park bench!

Tinny Tim Your empathy is most impressive in both its intensity and its misguidedness.


Tinny Tim Extra! Extra! read all about it! Record number of homeless on the streets during the holidays.

Hermes That's terrible! I'll do whatever I can to help.

Hermes The first step is to go home and find out more about the situation on a continuously-updated news website that I don't have to pay for.

Tinny Tim Bless you, Mr. Conrad, for that hearty dose of holiday irony.


Part 3

Description[edit source]

Tinny Tim receives a gift.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 5 Santa Medal 100 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Santa Bender Ho ho ho! Merry Xmas, sad little poor boy!

Tinny Tim Oh goody! Will I be receiving a gift from you this year, Santa Bender?

Santa Bender It depends. Have you done anything nice this year?

Tinny Tim I once fetched you a carton of cigarettes when you were too tired to walk to the liquor store.

Santa Bender Your generosity shall be paid back tenfold. Please take this half-empty carton of smokes as your present.


Tinny Tim Beg pardon for interrupting your drinking, Santa Bender, but there was no present in the box you gave me.

Santa Bender Huh. What did you ask for?

Tinny Tim Naught but a can of robot oil for my Xmas dinner.

Santa Bender Oh, I tossed the canned goods before I started. If you'd ever had to haul that gift sack around, you'd know cans are every Santa's nightmare.

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