Bring the Pain Monster is the goal for Pain Monster in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow.
- The Pain Monster questions Hermes.
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I'm taking a poll of who's paid their taxes this year. Shall I add you to the pain list?
You certainly shall not! I files before the deadline and I didn't take any questionable deductions!
I only care about the deadline. Loud-Music-So-You-Can't-Sleep Monster is in charge of audits.
So I won't be seeing you on April 15th?
You were on time with your taxes, so there's no need to book a room at the Pain Motel.
Well, as a bureaucrat, I'd never let anything make me miss a deadline -- not my wife, not my son, not anything.
Who's the real monster here?
- The Pain Monster warns Amy.
- Have Pain Monster Keeps His Deadlines ()
- Have Amy Get Ripped Off (8h 0m 0s)
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I don't believe I saw your tax filing, Amy.
Am I late? Will I have to spend a weekend with the Pain Monster?
I don't make the rules. I just claw at them with my razor-sharp, acid-tipped talons.
Remember to tell your friends that the Pain Monster is watching.
Since when do you need anyone's help filling people with terror?
Well, the name "Pain Monster" doesn't scare people like it used to.
You have to admit, getting a "Pain Monster" fan-page invite takes away some of the edge.
We all want to be admired on some level.
- The Pain Monster warns Bender.
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I didn't get your taxes this year, Bender. Or the ones from last year. Looks like we'll need to spend two weekends together.
I didn't file my taxes because I didn't have any income the last two years.
Really? The Planet Express corporate filing shows you as a full-time employee.
Yeah, but they don't pay you unless you show up. Do I look like the kind of guy who shows up?
How exactly did you afford your lower-middle-class lifestyle without a paycheck?
I just stole whatever I needed.
You do know you have to declare stuff you steal as income, right?
I don't know anything about tax law. You'll have to talk to my accountant.
I can't, 'cause I robbed him after he did my taxes.