Carry a Big Stick
Carry a Big Stick is one of the goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow.
URL promises to clean the streets.
Place 5 Stop Signs
Place 5 Traffic Lights
150 100 There's a new lawman in town.
Aren't you just the same old lawman?
I was being metaphorical. This time I'm ruling with an iron fist.
Is the iron fist metaphorical, too?
No, man. Literal. Aw yeah.
Order and law is returning to New New York.
You mean "law and order."
You have your priorities and I have mine. Aw yeah.
URL performs a search.
Have URL Investigate Leads (2h 0m 0s)
150 100 Hands up, old man. This is a stop-and-probe.
You mean a "stop and frisk" don't you?
If I'd meant "stop and frisk" I would have said "stop and frisk." Aw yeah.
The cavity search produced no evidence of criminal conduct. And very few signs of life.
Perhaps you'd like to probe further.
Aw no. Aw yeah.
URL goes overboard.
URL Beat Perps Senseless (2h 0m 0s) Build CitiHall (6h)
150 100 Aren't you going a little overboard with your methods?
I'm doing everything by the book.
Beating a Suspect into Submission for Dummies. Aw yeah.
Are you sure you can just beat up anybody you want?
I'm just following the code.
The police code?
Naw, man. My brutality source code. I almost forgot... Aw yeah.
URL keeps New New York safe.
150 100 Um, excuse me, Officer URL?
Just a moment, citizen. I'm still enjoying today's installment of Frank and Ernest.
But I have reason to believe that my roommate is thinking about maybe committing a crime.
Duty above self for the "Thin Tin Line." Aw yeah.
But officer, I didn't do anything. Yet.
I had reason to believe you were contemplating a criminal act. Which is, by itself, a criminal act.
Oh, in that case, get ready to give me a big beating in a few days.
You're malware. And I am the anti-virus software.
And...do the catchphrase.