Destructor for Hire

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Destructor for Hire
Goal Destructor.png
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Character Goal
Event
Lrrr Strikes Back

Destructor for Hire is one of the goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow.

Part 1

Description[edit source]

Destructor breaks things.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 50 Weed 75 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Destructor I AM DESTRUCTOR!!! Nyanyanyanyayanyayna!!!

Bachelor Fry Destructor?! What are you doing here?

Destructor I'M HERE TO DESTROY NEW NEW YORK!!! Nyayayayayayaa!!!

Destructor Or try a new gelato place. Much depends on my mood.


Bachelor Fry Can I convince you not to destroy New New York?

Destructor BUT THAT'S WHAT DESTRUCTOR DOES! Nyayayayayaya!!!

Bachelor Fry Maybe you could reinvent yourself. You could change your name to Noisemaker, or AnnoyanceBot--

Destructor YOUR HURTFUL NAMES CANNOT SWAY DESTRUCTOR! HE WAS BORN THIS WAY! Nyayayayayayaaa!


Part 2

Description[edit source]

Destructor tries to fill the time.

Objectives

  • Have Destructor and Bender Wrestle to the Death (?h 0m 0s)
  • Have Amy Cheer from the Stands (4h 0m 0s)

Rewards[edit source]

  • 50 Weed 75 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Destructor DESTRUCTOR WILL RIP YOU IN TWO! Nyayayayaaa!

Bender No you won't. I quit the Ultimate Robot Fighting League, remember?

Destructor Really? Well, I hope you had enough saved up for retirement.

Destructor Destructor is still years away from financial independence.


Destructor DESTRUCTOR IS BORED! Nyayayyayaaaa!

Bender Why's that?

Destructor There's nothing left to destroy, thanks to the Hypnowaves.

Bender You should get a job. I understand a lot of people who aren't me are doing that these days.


Part 3

Description[edit source]

Destructor applies for jobs.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 50 Weed 75 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Destructor I AM DESTRUCTOR AND I'VE BROUGHT MY RESUME! Nyayayayayaaaa!!!

Scruffy Job is eight dollars an hour with fifteen-minute lunch breaks. Mm-hmm.

Destructor WHEN DID EVERYTHING GO WRONG FOR DESTRUCTOR?!? Nyayayayayaaa!


Destructor THIS JOB IS NOT A GOOD FIT FOR DESTRUCTOR!

Scruffy Terlets ain't put in this world to live up to your expectations, metal man.

Destructor I'm looking for something with better work/life balance.

Scruffy Best move on then. A good janitor's gotta be married to his boiler room.


Part 4

Description[edit source]

Destructor tries to join the force.

Objectives

  • Have Destructor Breakdance (6h 0m 0s)
  • Have URL Train the Rookie (4h 0m 0s)

Rewards[edit source]

  • 50 Weed 75 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Destructor DESTRUCTOR WOULD LIKE TO JOIN THE FORCE!

URL I don't know, man. You seem like the type of guy we like to put away, Big, metal, violent...

URL Come to think of it, I seem like the type of guy we like to put away.

URL And don't get me started on Mecha-Hermes.


Destructor I AM DESTRUCTOR! OFFICER OF THE LAW!

URL I like the sound of that. Awww yeah.

Destructor MY SKILLS INCLUDE UNSOLICITED BEATDOWNS!

URL Okay, now you're overselling it. Let the nightstick do the work, man.


Part 5

Description[edit source]

Destructor gets complaints.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 50 Weed 75 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

URL Hey, man, I've been getting multiple complaints about you destroying public property.

Destructor I SMASH BAD GUYS' FACES INTO THE WALL!!! Nyayayayayayaaaa!!!

URL I usually encourage that kind of thing, but I'm getting chewed out by the captain.

URL Just don't use public walls, okay? Smash their faces into a brownstone or something.


URL Sorry, Destructor. I gotta take your badge. Boss's orders.

Destructor DESTRUCTOR IS DISAPPOINTED! Nyayayayayayaa!!!

URL It'll be okay, man. There's a lotta private cop jobs out there.

URL Rent-a-cop, Mall Cop, Beverly Hills Cop...

URL And from what I can tell, those jobs are all nonstop laughs.

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