Dr. Goodnsexy

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Dr. Goodnsexy
Icon Character Dr. Cahill.png
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Story type
Character Goal
Event
A Time to Give Thanks

Dr. Goodnsexy is the character goal of Dr. Cahill, who was available for purchase during the A Time to Give Thanks event.


Part 1

Description[edit source]

Fry gets a check-up.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 200 Nixonbucks 100 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Dr. CahillWhat seems to be the problem, Mr. Fry?

FryWell, Dr. Cahill, I'm experiencing weird stomachaches and bloating.

Dr. CahillI see in your chart that you've eaten nothing for breakfast but nachos since you were ten. Is that still true?

FryYes, but these aren't your ordinary nacho cramps. They seem to have more to do with my street-falafel Sunday dinners.


Dr. CahillLook, Mr. Fry, you can't keep scheduling doctor appointments just to check me out.

FryI resent that! I'm here about a genuine medical problem!

FryI'm not going to make appointments just to check you out 'til I've met my deductible.


Part 2

Description[edit source]

Bender gets looked at.

Objectives

  • Have Dr. Cahill Discourage Binge Drinking (4h 0m 0s)
  • Have Bender Avoid Responsibility (8h 0m 0s)

Rewards[edit source]

  • 200 Nixonbucks 100 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

BenderHey, doc? You mind taking a look at me?

Dr. CahillI'm a human doctor, Mr. Rodriguez. I don't know anything about robot anatomy.

BenderWell, can you write me a prescription for some pain pills? I made a bet with some friends that I can manipulate the healthcare system.

Dr. CahillMy oath prevents me from giving you unnecessary medicine. But if you like, I can inflict massive pain on you and then give you some painkillers.

BenderAs long as I win the bet, I'm good.


BenderThanks, Dr. Hot Stuff.

Dr. CahillI appreciate the compliment. By the way, your bill is $4000. Being a robot is a pre-existing condition, so your insurance won't cover it.

BenderI can't afford that! Plus there's nothing wrong with me.

Dr. CahillMost of my patients have nothing wrong with them and can't afford the bill. It's nothing to worry about. Just take some aspirin and pay the bill.


Part 3

Description[edit source]

Hermes complains to Dr. Cahill.

Objectives

  • Have Dr. Cahill Perform Self Check-Up (1h 0m 0s)
  • Have Hermes Commandeer Munchies (4h 0m 0s)

Rewards[edit source]

  • 200 Nixonbucks 100 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

HermesDr. Cahill, I'm afraid I've been putting on too much weight lately.

Dr. CahillLook, Hermes, you and I have know each other for... how long now?

HermesFifteen minutes.

Dr. CahillThen I'm sorry, but it's time for my next appointment.


Dr. CahillMy recommendation is to eat a balanced diet, exercise, and get plenty of sleep.

HermesI could have looked that up on the internet on my own!

Dr. CahillBut would you have heard it from a board-certified doctorologist who looks great in a lab coat?

HermesYes! It's the internet!


Part 4

Description[edit source]

Leela vents to Dr. Cahill.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 200 Nixonbucks 100 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

LeelaLook, Doctor, I get that you've got a great body, but isn't it kind of unprofessional to keep talking about it?

Dr. CahillOh, come on. You're hot and you're a spaceship captain. Don't you and your crew ever talk about your appearance?

LeelaActually, I'm dating one of my crew.

Dr. CahillThen how can you call me unprofessional?

LeelaIt's Fry. Being unprofessional is the least of my problems.


Dr. CahillMy diagnosis is that you're experiencing abnormal levels of stress.

LeelaWhy wouldn't I be experiencing stress? The universe is falling apart.

Dr. CahillWhenever I feel stress, looking in the mirror helps me feel better.

Dr. CahillI'm going to write you a prescription for two pictures of me to stare at every night.


Part 5

Description[edit source]

Dr. Cahill worries about the crew.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 200 Nixonbucks 100 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Dr. CahillHow can I help you, Professor.

The ProfessorI've noticed my entire staff has been making appointments with you... and now I can see why!

Dr. CahillAre you saying it's my medical expertise, or the way I ooze sensuality from every pore?

The ProfessorNeither. It's that fabulous stethoscope of yours!

The ProfessorThat's one of the new ThudGrabber 140's with the integrated beatbox and karaoke function, isn't it?


Dr. CahillI'm worried about your crew's health. They've been venting to me about the poor working conditions.

The ProfessorDon't believe them! I treat my workers better than most companies do.

Dr. CahillThey said they only get five-minute breaks.

The ProfessorYes, but they're allowed to use my time-freeze device. Leela spent six weeks in Rio during one of her five-minute breaks!

See Also[edit | edit source]