Dungeons and Flagons is one of the goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow. It is the personal goal of Titanius Anglesmith, an unlockable character available during the Cornwood Ascending event, Act 1.
- Titanius kicks off Cornwood's Ale Fest.
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Gentlemen, don your drinking helmets. I hereby declare the first annual Cornwood Ale Fest officially underway!
There are horns of ale to slam, gnomes to toss, and life savings to be gambled away!
But who will compete in these games? And who shall be the judge?
All shall compete, against me! Except the gnomes, obviously. And I shall be both competitor and judge.
I predict a remarkable medal sweep by a certain fancy man.
To get this festival going, we shall start with a lively karaoke tournament!
Leading off with karaoke, huh? Bold move, fancy man.
Not as bold as it may seem. For you see, I'm certain to win. I'm 40% karaoke machine!
Isn't it usually the karaoke singer who gets judged, not the karaoke machine?
The karaoke tournament is hereby cancelled!
- Titanius organizes an ale pong competition.
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All right, Greyfarn, prepare yourself for ale pong! Fill those flagons to the brim! For drinking, my friend, is the reward for landing your pong in a flagon!
Are we allowed to use magic to land our pongs?
Yes -- the magic of mechanics, kinematics, and computational physics! Coincidentally, as a machine, those things come naturally to me. Ha!
Coincidentally, as a genius, they come naturally to me too. It's on, fancy man.
Good lord, Greyfarn, you're an ale pong wizard! There has to be a twist!
No twist my friend, my friend. Just decades enrolled at Cornwood U, studying by day and drinking by night.
Strange. I too was a student at Cornwood U.
However, I never realised anybody did anything during the day.
- Titanius wraps up Cornwood's Ale Fest.
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Next shall we test our drunken aim with a gnome toss. Players, grab your gnomes! First to get five gnomes in the barrel wins a flagon of ale!
I find this contest exceptionally cruel. Not to mention degrading.
No one finds grabbing a gnome more degrading than I...
...but you only have to hold them for a second before you can fling 'em.
And to bring the Cornwood Ale Fest to a close, I summon the Great Wizard Greyfarn to the barrel. Show these rustic oafs how one perfoms a proper keg stand!
May I use magic?
I shall permit it, old wizard.
Good. For if I do a keg stand, only the power of magic can save onlookers from the horror of seeing my knickers.