Eggs With a Side of Bam
Eggs With a Side of Bam is one of the goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow. It is the personal goal of Elzar, an unlockable character from the Government District.
Elzar tries to get back on the air.
Elzar Pluck the Chicken (1h 0m 0s) Have
Elzar Taste Test (2h 0m 0s) Have Elzar Work On His Presentation (6h 0m 0s)
And even if it doesn't work, you can put a BAMming charge on God's tab.
You probably know my cooking show got canceled 'cause I poisoned an entire live audience.
So to get back on the air, I developed a whole new cooking style, and I need your help tasting recipes.
Does this new cooking style of yours involve poison?
Not at all. It's a fusion of Earth and Martian cuisine. Basically, I bombard a sheep and a buggallo with protons and say BAM!
A lot of energy's released, so you might wanna wear a bib.
Elzar impresses Amy.
750 400 Oh my Splod! It's celebrity chef Elzar!
Oh MY Splod, it's rich girl Amy Wong, Can I interest you in an overpriced dinner at my restaurant?
I don't know. Can I interest you in paying me to post pictures of this dinner to all my online followers?
Let's call it a draw and go get drunk
Man, you sure can blast that weasel. Where do those things come from anyhow?
The Pleiades. Every star in the cluster's got its own weasel spices with its own unique flavor. But they all taste like oregano to me.
Have you ever thought about just cooking the weasel itself?
Yeah, but people expect me to blast all my dishes, and I wouldn't feel right BAMming a weasel with its own brother.
Elzar takes part in a heist.
750 400 Of course I'll help you get your TV show back, Elzar! What do you want me to do?
Here's the plan: you break into my old studio, make off with the cameras and the brick oven, build me a new studio, and direct and produce my new show for free.
[GASP] Me? A thief AND a big-shot TV director? Oh, Elzar, thank you!
Of course, you won't get a "Directed By" credit, 'cause it's my show. But if you get caught during the heist, I can give you credit for that.
That's really all I care about.
Bad news, Elzar. When I tried to rob your old studio, I triggered the burglar alarm.
Did you at least have time to make off with the brick oven?
Wait, no, sorry. I thought you said "make out".