Eternal Damnation is one of the goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow. It is the personal goal of Preacherbot, a premium character available during the event Robot Hell On Earth.
- Preacherbot offers salvation.
- Have Preacherbot Be Moved by the Spirit (4h 0m 0s)
- Have The Professor Shop for Bargain Life Insurance Policies (8h 0m 0s)
- 5 80
The Apocalypse of Robot Hell is here! The End of Days cometh! Despair, ye sinners, despair!
Save your strength, Preacherbot. I've already abandoned all hope.
That was fast.
Which was more effective -- when I bugged my eyes out, or when I kept repeatin' "despair"?
Preacherbot, is there a chance of salvation for a wretch like me?
Of course there is. Confess your sins and you shall be saved.
Well, I once grafted an insect's head onto a human's body.
Holy moley! The Good Book don't even mention an abomination that awful, but I bet the penalty's pretty bad.
- Preacherbot asks for donations.
- Have Preacherbot Ask for a Donation (3h 0m 0s)
- Have Scruffy Be the Strong Silent Type (8h 0m 0s)
- 5 50
Please give to the Temple of Robotology. Only your generous donations can stop the coming catastrophe.
Sounds like a scam to me.
I thought so too at first, brother. But in all the years people have been giving me money, this is the first apocalypse we've ever had.
So the success rate's pretty high. C'mon, pony up.
Even though you declined to donate, my brother, I'm gonna pray for you.
Scruffy don't need your good intentions.
Let me finish. I'm gonna pray for you to be condemned to the eighth circle of Robot Hell.
That's the circle with no pornography!
Best pack my own supply then. Mm-hm.
- Preacherbot prepares to convert the Professor.
- Have Preacherbot Attempt a Conversion (8h 0m 0s)
- Have The Professor Admire Various Lengths of Wire (2h 0m 0s)
- Have Amy Curse in Cantonese (8h 0m 0s)
- 20 100
Are you ready to find salvation by converting to Robotology?
I'm afraid I couldn't receive your sacraments. I don't have any compatible ports.
Most skulls have an expansion slot we could use...
Not mine. It's over 170 years old.
The dang thing's still lit by gas inside!
Stay away from the Professor! He doesn't need your phony religion!
Phony?! Robotology's completely scientific! We got a real heaven, a real hell, and a full, publicly available specification for how to get to either one!
You have to pay to download that specification!
We're a religion, not a charity!
Whoops. Don't tell the IRS I said that, okay?
- Preacherbot condemns Hedonismbot.
- 5 50
Repent your evil ways, Hedonismbot, before the jaws of Robot Hell open to devour you!
Do those jaws by any chance have a tongue?
Yes -- a tongue of fire and brimstone!
You men of the cloth have all the best tortures!
You disgust me, Hedonismbot. The Temple of Robotology has no place for a filthy robot like you.
Oh, yes it does! Have you noticed any motor oil in the vestibule on Monday mornings?
I thought that was leaking from the generator in the attic.
His name is George!
- Leela lectures Preacherbot.
- Have Preacherbot Denounce the Harlots (7h 0m 0s)
- Have Leela Extol the Virtues of a College Education (2h 0m 0s)
- 20 100
Repent, you harlot!
You know, you're not gonna win anyone over to your side by insulting them.
I wasn't planning to. I just like to say "harlot".
Harlot harlot harlot. Brings a smile to your face, don't it, ya harlot?
The hordes of Robot Hell are running amok, and all you can do is yell at people to repent?
It's all I know how to do!
What about comforting the afflicted?
I tried that, but all I got is this loud pulpit voice. It just makes 'em more afflicted.