Evil Ways is one of the main goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow.
- Bender pleads with Fry.
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Fry, you gotta help me! You have to take down the Robot Devil so I can get my body back.
Cause you led me astray by making a deal with the Robot Devil first. You're the Eve in this particular Eden scenario.
But Adam didn't make Eve help him get his body back.
Don't quote Scripture at me!
Even if I defeat the Robot Devil, there's no guarantee you'll get your body back.
If I don't, then your mission is to avenge me.
I won't do that. Vengeance never solved anything.
I beg to differ. Case in point: "Die Hard With a Vengeance".
Die Hard With a Vengeance didn't solve anything either. If it had, they wouldn't have needed more sequels.
- Robot Gypsy gives gruesome advice.
- Have Robot Gypsy Look for Spare Bulbs (10h 0m 0s)
- Have Billionairebot Order the Most Expensive Item (18h 0m 0s)
- Have URL Beat Perps Senseless (2h 0m 0s)
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Robot Gypsy, how do we take down the Robot Devil?
I have looked deep into my crystal ball... and seen nothing.
This is the last time I buy from a seller with less than 3 stars on Amazon.
The only way to defeat the Robot Devil is to offer him a human sacrifice.
I don't think I have the stomach for that.
Okay, how about a puppy? Would you sacrifice that?
You think he'd accept a hairless cat? Those things scare the bejeezus out of me.
- The Robot evil has big plans.
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Leave this place, you mechanical menace! New New York has its own problems to deal with!
Oh, I'm only getting started! New New York is Robot Hell's first terrestrial location, but we plan to expand all over the world.
Like a chain of upscale taco bars?
There are some significant differences in the franchisee structure, but basically, yes.
I'll do whatever it takes to stop you, even if I have to spend sleepless nights building a new Robot Devil Death Ray!
You now, I could help you build that in a quarter of the time. All you need to do is sign a contract...
Really?... Wait a minute, I see through your little game, you foul fiend, and the answer is no!
I'm not sharing credit on any research papers!
- Bender faces the Robot Devil.
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If you won't return my body, you leave me no choice but to destroy you myself.
Ha! Good luck doing that without a body!
You forget that as a ghost, I can make anyone do what I want out of fear!
Yesterday I made this one guy help his friend move! His weekend was ruined!
You'll never get your body back as long as I walk the Earth as the emobident of pure evil!
Ah, but what if you didn't exist?
You mean what if EVIL didn't exist? Unimaginable!
Good point. Without evil, I wouldn't have any hobbies.
- Professor comes up with a plan.
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To make the Robot Devil leave the city, we'll need to make his life a living hell.
Isn't his life be definition a living hell?
Snappy comebacks are not a highly prized quality among research assistants, Miss Wong!
Contrary to popular belief, the Robot Devil's resources are finite. Greed powers his robots like a battery.
So you're saying we have to be less greedy?
Yes, we're all going to have to renounce our materialism.
I don't care about renouncing my materialism as long as I can keep my wardrobe.
Well, obviously we're not giving up our wardrobes. I've been collection these identical labcoats for over a century!
- Robot Devil unleashes Roberto.
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If you thought Robot Hell on Earth was bad, you haven't seen anything yet.
I didn't think it was that bad. Does that mean I've seen something yet?
I'm going to ignore that digression and continue on with my main point, which is that an unfathomable evil is about to be unleashed upon this Earth!
Is it a roommate who leaves his nail clipping on the living room table? 'Cause up 'til now, that's about the worst thing I've ever seen.
Much worse! Much much worse!
Think kitchen table!
Run free, my murderous servant! Stab to your heart's content!
Oh, I'll stab all right. But I ain't no one's servant.
Well, you're the mayhem expert. Just stab as many people as you think is appropriate and I'll be happy.
I can't handle your craaaazy performance metrics! That's why I had to quit my job as a mortgage loan officer!