Evil Ways

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Evil Ways
Goal Evil Ways.png
Details
Story type
Main Goal
Event
Robot Hell On Earth
Previous Goal
Punishment for the Wicked
Next Goal
The Robot Devil You Know
Next Side Goals:
The Heat Is On

Evil Ways is one of the main goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow.


Part 1

Description[edit source]

Bender pleads with Fry.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 5 Robot Soul 50 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Ghost Bender Fry, you gotta help me! You have to take down the Robot Devil so I can get my body back.

Devilish Fry Why me?

Ghost Bender Cause you led me astray by making a deal with the Robot Devil first. You're the Eve in this particular Eden scenario.

Devilish Fry But Adam didn't make Eve help him get his body back.

Ghost Bender Don't quote Scripture at me!


Devilish Fry Even if I defeat the Robot Devil, there's no guarantee you'll get your body back.

Ghost Bender If I don't, then your mission is to avenge me.

Devilish Fry I won't do that. Vengeance never solved anything.

Ghost Bender I beg to differ. Case in point: "Die Hard With a Vengeance".

Devilish Fry Die Hard With a Vengeance didn't solve anything either. If it had, they wouldn't have needed more sequels.


Part 2

Description[edit source]

Robot Gypsy gives gruesome advice.

Objectives

  • Have Robot Gypsy Look for Spare Bulbs (10h 0m 0s)
  • Have Billionairebot Order the Most Expensive Item (18h 0m 0s)
  • Have URL Beat Perps Senseless (2h 0m 0s)

Rewards[edit source]

  • 5 Robot Soul 50 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Devilish Fry Robot Gypsy, how do we take down the Robot Devil?

Robot Gypsy I have looked deep into my crystal ball... and seen nothing.

Robot Gypsy This is the last time I buy from a seller with less than 3 stars on Amazon.


Robot Gypsy The only way to defeat the Robot Devil is to offer him a human sacrifice.

Devilish Fry I don't think I have the stomach for that.

Robot Gypsy Okay, how about a puppy? Would you sacrifice that?

Devilish Fry You think he'd accept a hairless cat? Those things scare the bejeezus out of me.


Part 3

Description[edit source]

The Robot evil has big plans.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 5 Robot Soul 75 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

The Professor Leave this place, you mechanical menace! New New York has its own problems to deal with!

Robot Devil Oh, I'm only getting started! New New York is Robot Hell's first terrestrial location, but we plan to expand all over the world.

The Professor Like a chain of upscale taco bars?

Robot Devil There are some significant differences in the franchisee structure, but basically, yes.


The Professor I'll do whatever it takes to stop you, even if I have to spend sleepless nights building a new Robot Devil Death Ray!

Robot Devil You now, I could help you build that in a quarter of the time. All you need to do is sign a contract...

The Professor Really?... Wait a minute, I see through your little game, you foul fiend, and the answer is no!

The Professor I'm not sharing credit on any research papers!


Part 4

Description[edit source]

Bender faces the Robot Devil.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 5 Robot Soul 50 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Ghost Bender If you won't return my body, you leave me no choice but to destroy you myself.

Robot Devil Ha! Good luck doing that without a body!

Ghost Bender You forget that as a ghost, I can make anyone do what I want out of fear!

Ghost Bender Yesterday I made this one guy help his friend move! His weekend was ruined!


Robot Devil You'll never get your body back as long as I walk the Earth as the emobident of pure evil!

Ghost Bender Ah, but what if you didn't exist?

Robot Devil You mean what if EVIL didn't exist? Unimaginable!

Ghost Bender Good point. Without evil, I wouldn't have any hobbies.


Part 5

Description[edit source]

Professor comes up with a plan.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 5 Robot Soul 50 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

The Professor To make the Robot Devil leave the city, we'll need to make his life a living hell.

Amy Isn't his life be definition a living hell?

The Professor Snappy comebacks are not a highly prized quality among research assistants, Miss Wong!


The Professor Contrary to popular belief, the Robot Devil's resources are finite. Greed powers his robots like a battery.

Amy So you're saying we have to be less greedy?

The Professor Yes, we're all going to have to renounce our materialism.

Amy I don't care about renouncing my materialism as long as I can keep my wardrobe.

The Professor Well, obviously we're not giving up our wardrobes. I've been collection these identical labcoats for over a century!


Part 6

Description[edit source]

Robot Devil unleashes Roberto.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 15 Robot Soul 100 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Robot Devil If you thought Robot Hell on Earth was bad, you haven't seen anything yet.

Ghost Bender I didn't think it was that bad. Does that mean I've seen something yet?

Robot Devil I'm going to ignore that digression and continue on with my main point, which is that an unfathomable evil is about to be unleashed upon this Earth!

Ghost Bender Is it a roommate who leaves his nail clipping on the living room table? 'Cause up 'til now, that's about the worst thing I've ever seen.

Robot Devil Much worse! Much much worse!

Robot Devil Think kitchen table!


Robot Devil Run free, my murderous servant! Stab to your heart's content!

Roberto Oh, I'll stab all right. But I ain't no one's servant.

Robot Devil Well, you're the mayhem expert. Just stab as many people as you think is appropriate and I'll be happy.

Roberto I can't handle your craaaazy performance metrics! That's why I had to quit my job as a mortgage loan officer!

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