From Buggalo Farm to Table
From Buggalo Farm to Table is one of the goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow. It is the personal character goal for Leo Wong.
Leo seeks a city farm.
Have Leo Count Cash (1h 0m 0s)
150 75 Mr. Mayor, I want to buy a large part of your city and convert it to buggalo farming.
There's not much farmland in New New York. But whatever there is, your welcome to it if you can find a way to displace the natives.
Displacing natives is a part of my business model. I'll build them a trailer park.
Make sure it has a polling place and a statue of me.
I've reclassified a wildlife preserve along the Hudson that'll be perfect for grazing your buggalo herd, Mr Wong.
I should warn you: it's a wintering ground for huge flocks of predatory Arctic Pterodactyl, so your buggalo may have to struggle for existence a little.
Great! I'll put up some bleachers and sell tickets.
Leo builds a factory.
Have Leo Brand a Baggalo ()
150 75 Why haven't you issued those permits for my buggalo slaughterhouse yet, Poopenmeyer?
Nearby residents aren't sure the screams of dying buggalo give their upscale neighborhood the right image.
No problem. I go set up marketing campaign saying buggalo Matt is lean, healthy, and full of magic chemicals that will make them immortal.
I already got slogan! "Buggalo: The Other Green Meat".
The city has organized a ribbon-cutting ceremony to celebrate the grand opening of your slaughterhouse.
Good! I got a new branding iron I can show off! People can watch me put my name on all the animals I own.
I'm not sure you should bring actual livestock to the ceremony.
I meant you. I gonna brand you.
Leo pursues the fine dining market.
Leo Buy a Bottle of Champagne (5h 0m 0s) Have Elzar Knock It Up a Notch (4h 0m 0s)
150 75 Elzar, what I gotta do to get you to feature my buggalo meat at your restaurant?
Look, Mr. Wong. My customers expect only sustainable, locally-sourced, organic, non-genetically-modified, farm-to-table ingredients in their overpriced meals.
I can only remember the last thing. My buggalo definitely overpriced.
Then we can negotiate the rest.