Golden Bot

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Golden Bot
Goal Bender Golden.png
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Character Goal

Golden Bot is one of the goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow.

Part 1

Description[edit source]

Golden Bender shows off.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 300 Nixonbucks 200 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Golden Bender Behold the new me -- more superior than ever, thanks to the miracle of gold electroplating!

Fry Whoa, you're like the Jesus of bling! Was it painful?

Golden Bender Nah. They just hook you up to a high-voltage generator and submerge you in acidic cyanide for an hour.

Fry Then tell my assistant to hold my calls and cancel my appointments. I'm taking the afternoon off!

Golden Bender There's ten things wrong with that request, but I wanna see what happens, so okay.


Golden Bender Gaze on my garish radiance and seethe with envy! Impressive, huh?

Amy Not really. I grew up in a rich gauche family, remember? Even our nickles were made out of gold.

Golden Bender You're not even a little impressed?

Amy Well...that diamond in your teeth is a nice touch.

Golden Bender That's not a crystal, it's an impurity from the electroplating process!


Part 2

Description[edit source]

Golden Bender makes demands.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 300 Nixonbucks 200 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Golden Bender I may be worth more than you, but don't worry, I won't ask for any special treatment.

Fry That's a relief.

Golden Bender If I don't GET special treatment, however, all humans will be killed.


Golden Bender Shine my precious metal ass! Golden Bender commands you!

Amy You couldn't afford it. So bite me.

Golden Bender YOU couldn't afford THAT.

Amy We're having like the most obnoxious argument ever, aren't we.


Part 3

Description[edit source]

Golden Bender outshines others.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 300 Nixonbucks 200 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Golden Bender I'm the star employee of Planet Express and I demand to be treated like it!

The Professor We already tolerate you announcing how great you are while doing no work. What more did you have in mind?

Golden Bender Produce a biopic!


Fry Where were you? We had work to do!

Golden Bender Hel-lo? I'm covered in gold. That means I'm the best! The best can do anything they want!

Fry Look, I'm no lawyer...

Fry ...But I'm familiar with that statue, so I withdraw my complaint.


Part 4

Description[edit source]

Golden Bender confronts his haters.

Objectives

  • Have Golden Bender Flash His Wealth (12h 0m 0s)
  • Have Fry Get Electrified (0h 15m 0s)

Rewards[edit source]

  • 300 Nixonbucks 200 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Fry Bender, you've been totally insufferable since you became gold. So insufferable I actually used a thesaurus to find a word for you: "insufferable."

Golden Bender Maybe you should have used your stupid thesaurus to look up words for how great I am!

Golden Bender May I suggest "Benderiffic", "Bendiferous", "Bendmazing", "Specbendular"...

Golden Bender ..."Rodrigueztastic"...


Golden Bender [Fill in]

The Professor I can explain that. Ever since you stabbed me in the right eye, I've worn these special glasses.They're designed to protect my remaining eyesight by blocking out everything. You know what they say: "Blind me once, shame on you. Blind me twice..."


Part 5

Description[edit source]

Golden Bender gets appraised.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 300 Nixonbucks 200 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

The Professor Good news, Bender! Your gold plating is so thin, ordinary wear and tear is scrating it away. By day's end you'll have nothing left to be obnoxious about!

Golden Bender Nooooooo!... Wait -- I'll still be Bender, right?

The Professor I'm no expert, but I don't see why not.

Golden Bender Then I'll ALWAYS have something to be obnoxious about. Loser.


Bender Well, there goes the last bit of gold plating. I'm back to my horrible dull gray great self.

Fry That's okay, Bender. You'd be my best friend even if you were made of molybdenum.

Bender Thank you, Fry. That means a lot to me. Molybdenum, eh? Then they'd HAVE to respect me...

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