Hazy Prediction is one of the goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow.
- Robot Gypsy arrives in New New York.
- 5 50
Uh-oh. You're that Robot Gypsy I consulted when I had the Curst of the Werecar, right?
Probably. I can see the future, but I'm not much good with the past. And in your future I forsee a life of terrible poverty!
Bender the Great, a pauper? NOOO! Is there anything I can do to prevent it?
Possibly... but it will cost you dearly. Up front, if you get my drift.
Here! Here's all my money! I'll pay any price to avoid being poor!
My advice is to invest your money in diversified index funds.
Done! Wait -- are there any index funds that invest primarily in blackjack and hookers?
All of them. But most restrict their sleaze holdings to ten percent of their assets.
I warn you, Bender -- read the prospectus carefully!