Holiday Fear is one of the goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow. It is the main goal the event An Xmas Xarol, Act 1.
- The crew plans a preemptive strike.
- Have Fry Wrap a Present ()
- Have Bender Loot for Weapons ()
- Learn About the XMas Event
- 5 50
I'm really looking forward to Xmas, because it'll be the first time this year I know who's going to attack us next.
Yes, Robot Santa's on his murderous way to punish the naughty. Which is why I'm sending you on a preemptive strike!
That sounds like a suicide mission. Should I be worried?
Not at all! I was able to stock up on crew-grade caskets during the Black Friday sales.
Do we really have to fight Robot Santa again? Couldn't we just let him kill us this year?
Absolutely not. If we let him kill us this year, soon we'll be letting him kill us every year!
I don't want to have to get reanimated once a year. It makes my hair dry and frizzy.
I'm sorry for proposing it. I guess I was thinking only of myself.
- The crew visits Neptune.
- 5 50
Here's the plan: we'll fly to Neptune, land at Jolly Junction, and launch a surprise attack on Robot Santa's invincible fortress.
Isn't Robot Santa's invincible fortress heavily guarded?
Yes, and it's invincible too. That's why I'm sending the most expendable employees first.
Which, since the hypnowaves killed the delivery business, is all of you, really. Bon voyage!
Robot Santa and his aides were lying in wait for us!
Oh my. It seems that defeating Robot Santa will be harder than I'd anticipated. We'll have to toughen you up with some military training.
Go ahead and expose your abdomen so that I can bang on it with a club.
After that we'll start in on the military training.
- Amy wishes for calmer Xmas.
- 5 75
I wish just once we could celebrate Xmas without fearing for our lives.
Wait a minute. Robot Santa only attacks Earth. Couldn't we go to your parent's place on Mars and spend the holidays there?
No! I stopped going home years ago because of all the Xmas-time family drama.
Trust me, you'd rather face Santa's bazooka than my father's.
Hey, Hermes! Whatcha doin?
What does it look like? I'm drinking myself to death before Robot Santa massacres me.
Oh. You know, if it'll save time, I'd be happy to massacre you right now.
Massacring is not my preferred form of death.
You're not suicidal at all, are you, you selfish jerk? You've just got a drinking problem!
- Bender dons the Santa Suit.
- 5 50
I've decided I'm not gonna just sit here waiting for Santa and cowering in fear. It's time to fight back!
"How" you didn't just ask? By disguising myself as Robot Santa himself!
"What good will that do?" you're dying to ask but don't want to give the satisfaction?
Oh, wait. You're not Leela, you're just a cardboard standee. Stop asking so many questions!
It's time to save Xmas! Let us depart to Neptune!
You'll have to wait a couple of hours. The ship's undergoing maintenance right now.
What?! But this suit takes forever to get out of, and I have to pee!
I'm really going to enjoy this spine-tingling race against time.
- The Robot Reindeer are activated.
- 15 50
Oh no! We've activated Robot Santa's defensive countermeasures.
Now, when you say "defensive countermeasures"--
His Robot Reindeer are rampaging through New New York. And they feed on robot limbs!
Let me finish! When you say "defensive countermeasures," I can see your false teeth.
Good news, everyone! The Robot Reindeer are no longer a problem.
What are you talking about? They're still roaming the city wreaking havoc.
Yes, but robot deer season is now officially open. The brave, heavily-armed deer hunters of the Upper East Side will make short work of them.
We'll have to wear orange whenever we set foot outside, but it's a small price to pay.
- Professor equips Fry with a suit.
- 5 80
If we're going to take down Robot Santa, we'll need to arm ourselves to the teeth.
Which is why I've built the crew special suits. Fry, you get the first one.
Because I'm the crew's greatest warrior?
No, because the suit's still in beta-test and I don't want to put the crew's greatest warrior in it until I've fixed any lethal bugs.
This power suit is amazing! I can run faster, jump higher... I'm just like Steve Austin!
Steve Austin the Six Million Dollar Man, or Stone Cold Steve Austin the professional wrestler?
Steve Austin the kid who used to beat me up in high school.
- Chanukah Zombie awaits.
- Learn about the Chanukah Zombie Boss
- Defeat Chanukah Zombie in the Xmas of the Undead Mission
- 5 75
According to my space drone, Robot Santa's workshop is being guarded by his good friend the Chanukah Zombie.
You'll have to take him out before we can get to Robot Santa.
What if he bites me?
There's a good chance you'll become a zombie. Or Jewish.
Either way it's an improvement.
That was a close one! Chanukah Zombie almost turned me into Xmas fruitcake!
Don't you mean Chanukah fruitcake?
You're stupid, Professor. You can make me into fruitcake, but you can never make me kosher.
- The crew figures out their next move
- 5 100
With Chanukah Zombie out of the way, I say we take down Robot Santa RIGHT NOW!
Not yet. We need to regroup and devise a careful plan of attack.
Are you sure? Because I just drank a Slurm Loco and I'm HIGHLY MOTIVATED!
Fry, you fool, you've Slurmed yourself into a violent stimulant-induced frenzy!
Sounds like a careful plan of attack to me.
Okay, the Slurm Loco wore off and I'm rational again. Let's do it your way and plan this attack calmly.
I propose we equip a one-man death squad with a Doomsday Device, and fire him directly at Santa's sleigh as it passes overhead on Xmas night.
Sounds cinematic! Who's the lucky death squad?
Excellent question. Let's discuss it over a six-pack of Slurm Loco.