Holiday Fear

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Holiday Fear
Icon Currency Santa Medal.png
Story type
Main Goal
An Xmas Xarol
Next Goal
You're a Mean One, Robot Santa

Holiday Fear is one of the goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow. It is the main goal the event An Xmas Xarol, Act 1.

Part 1

Description[edit source]

The crew plans a preemptive strike.


  • Have Fry Wrap a Present ()
  • Have Bender Loot for Weapons ()
  • Learn About the XMas Event

Rewards[edit source]

  • 5 Santa Medal 50 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Fry I'm really looking forward to Xmas, because it'll be the first time this year I know who's going to attack us next.

The Professor Yes, Robot Santa's on his murderous way to punish the naughty. Which is why I'm sending you on a preemptive strike!

Fry That sounds like a suicide mission. Should I be worried?

The Professor Not at all! I was able to stock up on crew-grade caskets during the Black Friday sales.

Bender Do we really have to fight Robot Santa again? Couldn't we just let him kill us this year?

Leela Absolutely not. If we let him kill us this year, soon we'll be letting him kill us every year!

Leela I don't want to have to get reanimated once a year. It makes my hair dry and frizzy.

Bender I'm sorry for proposing it. I guess I was thinking only of myself.

Part 2

Description[edit source]

The crew visits Neptune.


Rewards[edit source]

  • 5 Santa Medal 50 XP

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The Professor Here's the plan: we'll fly to Neptune, land at Jolly Junction, and launch a surprise attack on Robot Santa's invincible fortress.

Fry Isn't Robot Santa's invincible fortress heavily guarded?

The Professor Yes, and it's invincible too. That's why I'm sending the most expendable employees first.

The Professor Which, since the hypnowaves killed the delivery business, is all of you, really. Bon voyage!

Fry Robot Santa and his aides were lying in wait for us!

The Professor Oh my. It seems that defeating Robot Santa will be harder than I'd anticipated. We'll have to toughen you up with some military training.

The Professor Go ahead and expose your abdomen so that I can bang on it with a club.

The Professor After that we'll start in on the military training.

Part 3

Description[edit source]

Amy wishes for calmer Xmas.


Rewards[edit source]

  • 5 Santa Medal 75 XP

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Amy I wish just once we could celebrate Xmas without fearing for our lives.

Fry Wait a minute. Robot Santa only attacks Earth. Couldn't we go to your parent's place on Mars and spend the holidays there?

Amy No! I stopped going home years ago because of all the Xmas-time family drama.

Amy Trust me, you'd rather face Santa's bazooka than my father's.

Bender Hey, Hermes! Whatcha doin?

Hermes What does it look like? I'm drinking myself to death before Robot Santa massacres me.

Bender Oh. You know, if it'll save time, I'd be happy to massacre you right now.

Hermes Massacring is not my preferred form of death.

Bender You're not suicidal at all, are you, you selfish jerk? You've just got a drinking problem!

Part 4

Description[edit source]

Bender dons the Santa Suit.


Rewards[edit source]

  • 5 Santa Medal 50 XP

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Bender I've decided I'm not gonna just sit here waiting for Santa and cowering in fear. It's time to fight back!

Leela [...]

Bender "How" you didn't just ask? By disguising myself as Robot Santa himself!

Bender "What good will that do?" you're dying to ask but don't want to give the satisfaction?

Bender Oh, wait. You're not Leela, you're just a cardboard standee. Stop asking so many questions!

Santa Bender It's time to save Xmas! Let us depart to Neptune!

Leela You'll have to wait a couple of hours. The ship's undergoing maintenance right now.

Santa Bender What?! But this suit takes forever to get out of, and I have to pee!

Leela I'm really going to enjoy this spine-tingling race against time.

Part 5

Description[edit source]

The Robot Reindeer are activated.


Rewards[edit source]

  • 15 Santa Medal 50 XP

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The Professor Oh no! We've activated Robot Santa's defensive countermeasures.

Santa Bender Now, when you say "defensive countermeasures"--

The Professor His Robot Reindeer are rampaging through New New York. And they feed on robot limbs!

Santa Bender Let me finish! When you say "defensive countermeasures," I can see your false teeth.

The Professor Good news, everyone! The Robot Reindeer are no longer a problem.

Leela What are you talking about? They're still roaming the city wreaking havoc.

The Professor Yes, but robot deer season is now officially open. The brave, heavily-armed deer hunters of the Upper East Side will make short work of them.

The Professor We'll have to wear orange whenever we set foot outside, but it's a small price to pay.

Part 6

Description[edit source]

Professor equips Fry with a suit.


Rewards[edit source]

  • 5 Santa Medal 80 XP

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The Professor If we're going to take down Robot Santa, we'll need to arm ourselves to the teeth.

The Professor Which is why I've built the crew special suits. Fry, you get the first one.

Fry Because I'm the crew's greatest warrior?

The Professor No, because the suit's still in beta-test and I don't want to put the crew's greatest warrior in it until I've fixed any lethal bugs.

Power Suit Fry This power suit is amazing! I can run faster, jump higher... I'm just like Steve Austin!

The Professor Steve Austin the Six Million Dollar Man, or Stone Cold Steve Austin the professional wrestler?

Power Suit Fry Steve Austin the kid who used to beat me up in high school.

Part 7

Description[edit source]

Chanukah Zombie awaits.


  • Learn about the Chanukah Zombie Boss
  • Defeat Chanukah Zombie in the Xmas of the Undead Mission

Rewards[edit source]

  • 5 Santa Medal 75 XP

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The Professor According to my space drone, Robot Santa's workshop is being guarded by his good friend the Chanukah Zombie.

The Professor You'll have to take him out before we can get to Robot Santa.

Power Suit Fry What if he bites me?

The Professor There's a good chance you'll become a zombie. Or Jewish.

The Professor Either way it's an improvement.

Power Suit Fry That was a close one! Chanukah Zombie almost turned me into Xmas fruitcake!

The Professor Don't you mean Chanukah fruitcake?

Power Suit Fry You're stupid, Professor. You can make me into fruitcake, but you can never make me kosher.

Part 8

Description[edit source]

The crew figures out their next move


Rewards[edit source]

  • 5 Santa Medal 100 XP

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Power Suit Fry With Chanukah Zombie out of the way, I say we take down Robot Santa RIGHT NOW!

The Professor Not yet. We need to regroup and devise a careful plan of attack.

Power Suit Fry Are you sure? Because I just drank a Slurm Loco and I'm HIGHLY MOTIVATED!

The Professor Fry, you fool, you've Slurmed yourself into a violent stimulant-induced frenzy!

The Professor Sounds like a careful plan of attack to me.

Power Suit Fry Okay, the Slurm Loco wore off and I'm rational again. Let's do it your way and plan this attack calmly.

The Professor I propose we equip a one-man death squad with a Doomsday Device, and fire him directly at Santa's sleigh as it passes overhead on Xmas night.

Power Suit Fry Sounds cinematic! Who's the lucky death squad?

The Professor Excellent question. Let's discuss it over a six-pack of Slurm Loco.

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