Jrrr Scouts a Crush
Jrrr Scouts a Crush is one of the goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow. It is the personal character goal for Jrrr.
Jrrr takes a skull arranging class.
Jrrr Take A Skull () Have Fry Dance the Hustle ()
150 75 So how did skull arranging go?
Good. I sat next to her. She said she liked my skulls, and I showed her my planetary invasion badges.
You have more than one? You guys invaded someplace other than Earth?
Yep. You're looking at Jrrr, ruler of some planet inhabited only by geese.
Jrrr adopts a human as a pet.
Jrrr Walk a Human On a Leash (6h 0m 0s) Have Fry and Jrrr Eat Jrrr's Turds (4h 0m 0s)
150 75 I was thinking... I really liked it when you were my pet. Remember how I used to play with you and feed you Feces Pieces?
I bet I could really impress that girl I like if I had a human pet again.
Fine, I'll do it. But only for the Feces Pieces. Otherwise the humiliation just wouldn't be worthwhile.
That was fun, but I'm gonna have to ask for my freedom back.
But it worked! She likes me! She really likes me!
I'm glad, but I just can't handle any more bloodletting.
Don't you understand? Draining you of your blood is the only thing holding my relationship together!
Jrrr defends his actions to his dad.
Jrrr Argue with His Dad (10h 0m 0s) Have Lrrr Give Jrrr a Fleen ()
150 75 What's going on here, Jrrr? Arranging skulls? Coddling human pets? Scouting was supposed to teach you how to be a man!
Dad, you don't understand! I'm doing all those things for a girl!
Ah, a girl. That's different. You know, when I was a young monster, I once road a motorbike through a field of skulls to show your mother I had a sensitive side.
Wait, it wasn't to show your mother I had a sensitive side. It was to show the Evil Queen of the Vampire Planet I was more terrifying than she was!
My point is, I understand doing artsy stuff to impress women.
But why didn't you come to me, son?
I tried, but I couldn't tear you away from your stupid "Modern Family" reruns.
Oh, son... I'm so sorry. You're right -- I have neglected you. But I swear, somehow I'll find a way to make it up to you.
I better watch some "Modern Family" episodes to figure out how.