Kroked Out is one of the goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow. It is Kif's side goal, which is opened when he is unlocked as a character.
Kif gets welcomed.
Have Kif Write in His Diary (30m 0s)
150 100 Kif, you're alive!
Yes, I was one of the lucky ones.
Of all the people we thought weren't gonna make it, you were at the top of the list.
In that case, I have a reason to sigh again.
Good to have you back, Kif.
No, it was just a dumb expression. But I'm sure Amy will be excited to see you.
You think so?
Nope. Another dumb expression.
Kif Deals with stress.
150 100 To be honest, I'm still quite shaken from the Hypnowaves.
Then GOOD NEWS, Lieutenant Kroker. I am a member of DOOP's Institute for Normalizing Guys Under Stress. Or DINGUS.
Does that make you my commanding officer?
You know it, soldier. Now drop and give me 20 of whatever Captain Brannigan would have you give him.
What's with the case of hand lotion? Kroker, are you molting?
Not at this time of year. This is for Zapp. He makes me liberally massage it on to his body to achieve maximum suppleness.
Liberal massage, you say? I think I'm going to like it in this man's army.
Kif drinks with the guys.
Have Kif Be a Lightweight (8h 0m 0s)
150 100 Hey, Kif, what's that giant prune log you're lathering?
It's the Professor. I think he fell asleep on the massage table. Or died.
Come with us drinking. You look like you could use a good binge.
Um, er, alright. As soon as I stop shuddering.
Whenever I drink, I miss Amy. She was the only smizmar for me.
She stole the amphibiod equivalent of what you call a heart.
He's a mess. Maybe we should cut him off.
I would but we haven't even ordered yet.
Kif does something nice.
Have Kif Leave Flowers for Amy (4h 0m 0s)
150 100 I need to do something nice for Amy.
What if you stopped insulting her behind her back and stealing money from her purse.
I don't do any of that!
Oh, right, that was me.
I bought some flowers for Amy.
You gave her dead plants? What did she say?
She wants me to call her.
I will never understand humans.
I'm not human.