Kroked Out

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Kroked Out
Goal Kif.png
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Story type
Character Goal
Previous Goal
Fly Me to the Moon

Kroked Out is one of the goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow. It is Kif's side goal, which is opened when he is unlocked as a character.

Part 1

Description[edit source]

Kif gets welcomed.

Objectives

  • Have Kif Write in His Diary (30m 0s)

Rewards[edit source]

  • 150 Nixonbucks 100 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Fry Kif, you're alive!

Kif Yes, I was one of the lucky ones.

Fry Of all the people we thought weren't gonna make it, you were at the top of the list.

Kif In that case, I have a reason to sigh again.


Bender Good to have you back, Kif.

Kif Really?

Bender No, it was just a dumb expression. But I'm sure Amy will be excited to see you.

Kif You think so?

Bender Nope. Another dumb expression.

Kif [SIGH]


Part 2

Description[edit source]

Kif Deals with stress.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 150 Nixonbucks 100 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Kif To be honest, I'm still quite shaken from the Hypnowaves.

The Professor Then GOOD NEWS, Lieutenant Kroker. I am a member of DOOP's Institute for Normalizing Guys Under Stress. Or DINGUS.

Kif Does that make you my commanding officer?

The Professor You know it, soldier. Now drop and give me 20 of whatever Captain Brannigan would have you give him.

Kif [SIGH]


The Professor What's with the case of hand lotion? Kroker, are you molting?

Kif Not at this time of year. This is for Zapp. He makes me liberally massage it on to his body to achieve maximum suppleness.

The Professor Liberal massage, you say? I think I'm going to like it in this man's army.

Kif [SIGH]


Part 3

Description[edit source]

Kif drinks with the guys.

Objectives

  • Have Kif Be a Lightweight (8h 0m 0s)

Rewards[edit source]

  • 150 Nixonbucks 100 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Fry Hey, Kif, what's that giant prune log you're lathering?

Kif It's the Professor. I think he fell asleep on the massage table. Or died.

Bender Come with us drinking. You look like you could use a good binge.

Kif Um, er, alright. As soon as I stop shuddering.


Kif Whenever I drink, I miss Amy. She was the only smizmar for me.

Kif She stole the amphibiod equivalent of what you call a heart.

Fry He's a mess. Maybe we should cut him off.

Bender I would but we haven't even ordered yet.


Part 4

Description[edit source]

Kif does something nice.

Objectives

  • Have Kif Leave Flowers for Amy (4h 0m 0s)

Rewards[edit source]

  • 150 Nixonbucks 100 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Kif I need to do something nice for Amy.

Bender What if you stopped insulting her behind her back and stealing money from her purse.

Kif I don't do any of that!

Bender Oh, right, that was me.


Kif I bought some flowers for Amy.

Bender You gave her dead plants? What did she say?

Kif She wants me to call her.

Bender I will never understand humans.

Kif I'm not human.

Bender Since when?

See also[edit | edit source]