Let's Be Careful Up There

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Lunar Lunacy

Let's Be Careful Up There

Message in an Armband

3. Let's Be Careful Up There
Details
Planet:	The Moon
Required Character:	URL
Recommended Level:	7
Number of Paths:	4

Let's Be Careful Up There is one of the missions on The Moon.

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URL leads the Moon Patrol.

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Paths

Path	Fuel	Required Character(s)	Combats	Interactions
Northwest	23	URL	9	1
Northeast	26	URL	4	2
Southeast East	27	URL	7	2
Southeast South	28	URL	9	2
TOTAL	55	URL	26	4

Rewards

Mission Completion

• 1 Giga Career Chip
• 1 Giga Robot Chip
• 1 Giga Science Chip
• 60 (30 after first completion)
• 50 (20 after first completion)

Combat Events

• 35
• 15

Empty location visited

• 4

Map

Story

URL: When I'm done with you, you'll be beating suspects like a veteran.

Moon Patrol: We already do that with our park guests.

URL: Sweaty tourists in board shorts and bucket hats ain't much of a challenge. You've got a lot to learn. Aw yeah.

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URL: I've taught you everything I know. Now go out and patrol the universe.

Moon Patrol: The universe? That's a pretty big place.

URL: Well then split up.

URL: Now be careful out there. Aww yeah.

Space Interactions

Training Day

URL whips his patrol into shape.
Location: Occurs at the third node.
Requires URL.

URL: I'm here to whip you moon cops in shape. Aw yeah.

Moon Patrol: We don't take orders from Earth cops who never worked the dark side of the Moon.

Choice 1: Be a good cop. +6

Choice 1: Be a bad cop. +20

URL: C'mon baby. It's all the same book. Only thing that matters is how you turn the pages.

Moon Patrol: We turn 'em with our billy clubs. But we're on board. For now...

Standard Rewards:

• 25
• 15

That no-good paramecium won't be bothering anyone now.

Moon Patrol:You did an impressive job interrogating that single-celled subject.

If there's anything I've learned in my time on this force, it's that all organisms have the capacity for evil, no matter how simple...

Decapodian Sting

Moon Patrol:We've received reports of a Decapodian scam artist selling fake tickets to the Butterfly Derby!

What are we waiting for? Let's bust this low-life!

Nobody gets a free pass to the Butterfly Derby. Except us. Aw yeah.

URL takes down a scammer.

URL and the Moon Patrol approach a Decapodian scam artist.

You boys looking for a good time? Because if you're not, I can sell ya tickets to the Butterfly Derby.

Choice 1: Show disinterested interest. (0)

Choice 1: Try to seduce her. Grrrrrr. (Requires Fry)

I could be persuaded to purchase those scalped tickets.

Wait, what's with the helmet siren? Are you a cop?

Choice 2: Give up the ruse.

Choice 2: Maintain the ruse. (6)

Nah, baby, it's just a blaring fashion statement. Would a cop do this...?

Choice 3: Jaywalk (in style) across the street.

Choice 3: Punch a (poorly dressed) civilian. +2

You sure proved me wrong. Still want those tickets?

Fooled you, baby. I AM a cop. A highly fashionable cop at that. Aww yeah.

Completion Rewards:

• 25
• 15

Another job well done.

Moon Patrol:And we didn't have to beat anyone.

Well tomorrow's another day.

Suspicious Suspect

Get your act together. We got a rescue mission in a moon cave.

Moon Patrol:My Earth helmet doesn't fit.

Take off your damn Moon helmet, fool.

Time to play bad cop.

URL spots a human-sized paramecium wandering the moon. He investigates.

- Excuse me, miss. What's a single-celled organism doing on the surface of Earth's moon?

- Certainly not plotting humanity's destruction. Unless that's what you're into.

• Choice 1:
  1. Ask specific follow up question. (6)
  2. Continous general interrogation. (6)
  3. Let it go.

- What was that about humanity's destruction?

- I got nothin' further to say withou my moon lawyer.

• Choice 2:
  1. Book em'!. (50)
  2. Move along.

Tell it to the moon judge. Awww yeah.

A moon jury convicts the creature of plotting to destroy humanity. You get a commendation.

Completion Rewards:

• 25
• 15

Moon Patrol:We found our missing person!

Good work, rookie! You're gonna make lieutenant one day.

Moon Patrol:I will?

As soon as you find something to blackmail me with. Aw yeah.

Attack of the Space Pirates

Moon Patrol:Space pirates are robbing ships all over the galaxy.

Sounds like a job for the Moon Patrol!

Moon Patrol:You're not gonna help?

Nah, man. Those dudes are Tonka tuff.

They may see like guys in funny costumes...

After arriving at the Pirate Base, URL and Moon Patrol encounter space pirates.

URL: We got space pirates all up in here. This is not okay. Awww no. Let's make a plan.

1. Sneak up on them. +6
2. Direct assault. -20
   1. Offer opportunity to surrender. -20
      1. Dive away like an action hero.
      2. Go all 24th century on them. +1
   2. Blast your siren.

Completion Rewards:

• 25
• 15

That'll show those space pirates.

Moon Patrol:But they're still at-large.

That's tomorrow's problem. What we're drinking at O'Zorgnax is tonight's problem. Aww yeah.