Lunar Lunacy

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The Moon's A Balloon

Lunar Lunacy

Let's Be Careful Up There

2. Lunar Lunacy
Details
Planet:	The Moon
Required Character:	Bender
Recommended Level:	6
Number of Paths:	3

Lunar Lunacy is one of the missions on The Moon.

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Bender tries to get away on the moon.

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Paths

Path	Fuel	Path Locks	Helpful Characters	Combats	Interactions
North	18		9, 9, 9	5	3
East North	18		9	4	1
East East	19	10	9, ,	6	2

End of Mission Enemies

• Crushinator
• Moon Farmer

Rewards

Repeat Rewards	First Time Rewards
1 Giga Delivery Boy Chip	?
1 Giga Career Chip	?
1 Giga Defender Chip	?
30 Hypnotrons	? Hypnotrons
20 XP	? XP
100% Completion
5
Combat Rewards
35	15

Map

Space Interactions

Space Pirates!

Location: Node 6

Like really pirates, but in space!

A band of space pirates board the ship! They want booty and accept all forms of payment.

1. Put up a fight! +6

   Think of something fast!

   1. Open the airlock. That fast enough? (Success: 76%)
   2. Try to disarm (and un-hook) them. (Requires Lvl 9: 2, 20)

      You steal their weapons (and some ill-gotten gains too) then kick them off the ship.

   3. Appeal to their alien inhumanity. (Success: 2)

      Turns out they're pirates with hearts o' gold. They leave you in peace.

2. See if they take lucre. -?

   You hand over some Nixonbucks. The space pirates leave with a piratey flourish. (ends interaction)

Completion Rewards:

• 25
• 15

Backwater Hydroponics

Location: Path C, node 16 Requires Amy

The moon shall rise again.

You take a detour to see your favorite Moon Farmer and his robot daughters.

Moon Farmer: The Crushinator done up 'n' run away like some kinda "modern" woman.

Choice 1: And leave all this? +6

Choice 1: Spleesh! Why? +6

Choice 1: Spluh! Why not? +6

Moon Farmer: She dun commit the sin of female financial independence. She got herself a job!

Choice 2: Try to change his small mind. (Success: 76%) +20

Don't you want her to improve and upgrade herself?

She deserves the chance to be devalued by society - not just you!

Moon Farmer: Well I'll be. Even though yer a woman yourself, I reckon yer objective.

Choice 2: Explain fembot intersectionality. (Requires Lvl 11) +30

It's not like it was back in the dark ages of the 2990s. Fembots deserve the freedom to have their dreams trounced, too!

Moon Farmer: Well I'll be. Even though yer a woman yourself, I reckon yer objective.

Choice 2: Humor him. +6

Robot women; you can't function with 'em, you can't function without 'em.

Moon Farmer: Dern right! My worldview is secure. Same as it was back when them Apollo fellas was here.

Now, I'm a-giving' ya 'til the counta pi to git off my property afore I shoot. One... Two... Three... Three point one... one... five... nine...

The Designer Life

Location: Fifth node in path A

Someone has a crush on you.

You see the Crushinator and she looks worried. Which is odd for an expressionless robot.
BOO HOO. NO ONE WANTS MY DESIGNER HANDBAGS. MY DREAMS ARE CRASHING AROUND ME LIKE A WINDOWS PC.

1. Comfort her. (6)

   Don't worry. You can always reboot.

2. Ignore her feelings. (6)

   Did you say handbags?

AFTER MY LATEST ROMANTIC CATASTROPHE, I DECIDED LIFE WAS TOO SHORT TO IGNORE MY TRUE PASSION... LUXURY HANDBAGS.

1. Cheer her up. (6)

   You go girlbot!

2. Mock her. (6)

   Your true passion isn't E-Sudoku?

NO ONE IS BUYING MY BAGS! CAN YOU HELP ME SELL SOME?

1. Agree to help. (6)

   Who could say no to a talking boxcar?

2. Refuse to help. (6)

   I'll take a pass.

   COMPLY OR BE CRUSHED!

   I mean "I'll take as many as I can."

YOUR HELP IS APPRECIATED. NOW SELL ALL THESE BAGS!
Completion Rewards:

• 25
• 15

Accessorizing Tide

Location: Sixth node in path A

It's in the bag.

After hours of selling handbags with no luck, you spot a potential customer.

A handbag you say? What use do I have for such a monstrosity?

1. Lie. (6)

   They're cobbled locally!

2. Lie harder. (6)

   They're the latest in moon fashion!

3. Make them feel good.

   You're in a charitable mood?

This I believe. How much?

1. 30 Nixon Bucks
2. 100 Nixon Bucks (Requires Lvl 9 , Success: 6)

   Cheap at twice the price!

3. 200 Nixon Bucks! (Requires Lvl 9 , Success: 6)

   To this I cannot say no.

1. Take the money to Crushinator. (6)

   After a hard day's work, you return to the Crushinator.

   YOU ONLY SOLD ONE BAG?! MY DREAM IS CRUSHED. AS YOU WILL BE.

2. Keep most of the money for yourself. (80 )

   THIS IS ALL MY PROFIT? I'VE CRUSHED FOR LESS! AND WILL AGAIN!

Completion Rewards:

• 25
• 15

Story

The Moon Farmer is shooting at us!
Do something!
Me? What can I do?
Human shield!

See Also

• Missions
• The Moon