Nerd Empire is one of the goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow.
- Chris Hardwick and Scruffy share a moment.
- 9 75
You a janitor?
No, I'm a game show host and a comedian, among other things.
Carry on then.
Would you happen to have a porn stash to pass the time?
You SURE you're not a janitor?
Thanks for the reading material. I can see you're a serious collector of porn.
Mm-hmm. Spent a lifetime cultivating a delicate appreciation for hot dirty raunch.
You know, the nerd community and the janitor community might finally be able to find some common ground here.
No sir. Whatever our views on porn, we're too far apart on tax reform and immigration issues to ever work together.
- Chris Hardwick invites Fry to his game show.
- 9 75
Hey you! Wanna join my new game show?
What's it about?
A show where the contestants out-pun each other. Are you game?
Sure, but just so you know. I "play" to "win".
Quotations marks don't make something a pun.
The studio scrapped the game show idea. I'm afraid you won't get to be a TV star.
Aw, man. But I spent all this time preparing!
Yeah, well, I spent six years of my life trying to get this show off the ground, so I'm kind of disappointed too.
Let's team up to take revenge on the studio using a combination of overwhelming firepower and expert tactical know-how!
I have some nunchuks I know how to hold, so if you're a retired CIA agent or something, we're all set.
- Chris Hardwick one-ups the Professor.
- 9 75
You call yourself a nerd, Mr. Hardwick, but you don't seem so nerdy to me.
I doubt you've ever collected anything, or even once played a board game. And remind me -- what kind of women is it you're known for dating?
Oh, now I remember -- beautiful ones! You sir, are a nerdfraud!
You leave me no choice. Prepare to behold an unparalleled display of hard-core nerdiness!
I doubt I'll behold anything of the sort... because unlike you, I have incredibly thick glasses!
You win, Hardwick. It seems you are the bigger nerd.
I take that as a compliment.
I meant it as a compliment. If I could lift you up, I'd give you the ceremonial swirly.
- Chris Hardwick invites Amy to his podcast.
- 9 75
What's wrong, Chris?
My guest just cancelled on my podcast. Do you think you could fill in?
I suppose I could talk about my physics research... unless that's too boring?
Are you kidding? My nerdy listeners love that stuff! Plus they're fascinated by pretty much anything being said by a woman.
I know you! You're the king of nerds!
Some would say that. They'd be right.
I don't know whether to bully you or worship you.
Maybe my bullying could be considered a form of worship. Let's give it a try.
- Bender invites himself to Chris Hardwick's podcast.
- 9 75
Why didn't you ask me to be on your podcast?
I'm sorry, Bender. I didn't know you were interested.
Well, it's too late now.
No it isn't. I could still invite you.
No, I mean it's too late because I already invited myself.
Okay, fine, I'll have you on the show. Try to plan something interesting to talk about, okay?
I've got a couple of topics prepped. A: Bender's perfect face. B: Bender's childhood. C: Bender's success with women.
Actually, my podcast is mostly about what it means to be a nerd.
D: Who are you going to book on your podcast now that I've cancelled?