New and Improved

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New and Improved
Icon Character Robot 1-XS.png
Details
Story type
Character Goal
Character
Robot 1-XS
Event
Island of Lost Bots
Act
2

New and Improved is one of the goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow. It is the character goal for Robot 1-XS.

Part 1

Description[edit source]

Robot 1-XS is better than ever.

Objectives

  • Have Robot 1-XS Destroy Himself (2h 0m 0s)
  • Have Bender Vandalize Property (4h 0m 0s)
  • Have Fry Sleep in The Closet (8h 0m 0s)

Rewards[edit source]

  • 48 Nixonbucks 30 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Robot 1-XS Greetings, I am Robot 1-XS, successor to the now-outdated Robot 1-X. My improvements include an upgraded processor, glossier finish, and an updated compliment vocabulary.

Bender But I already felt inferior to Robot 1-X! I hate you and your stupid processor and your stupid finish!

Robot 1-XS Relax, you godlike man of steel.

Bender I do, however, like your updated compliment vocabulary.


Robot 1-XS Shall I continue destroying myself?

Bender No, you're no good at it. Here, give me the hammer and I'll destroy you.

Robot 1-XS Okay, but I warn you, if anyone tries to harm me, I'm hard-wired to defend myself, and I'm much stronger than you.

Bender So I can order you to destroy yourself, but I can't harm you?

Bender Asimov, you idiot!


Part 2

Description[edit source]

Bender takes advantage of Robot 1-XS

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 64 Nixonbucks 40 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Bender I've decided not to harm you. You're more helpful just being my loyal servant. Now fetch me a drink!

Robot 1-XS Very good, sir. Shall I maximize the alcohol content?

Bender I don't know whether that question is rhetorical or just stupid. Either way, you're fired.

Robot 1-XS Very good, sir. Shall I introduce you to my replacement, Robot 2-XS?


Robot 1-XS I have converted your fiery burps to a natural pine scent.

Bender Thanks, Captain Obvious.

Robot 1-XS I beg your pardon, but I was promoted to Lieutenant Obvious when they upgraded my hardware.

Bender Wow. I never even made it past private. I was dishonorably discharged for obvious cowardice.

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