New and Improved

New and Improved
Details
Story type	Character Goal
Character	Robot 1-XS
Event	Island of Lost Bots
Act	2

New and Improved is one of the goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow. It is the character goal for Robot 1-XS.

Part 1

Description

Robot 1-XS is better than ever.

Objectives

• Have Robot 1-XS Destroy Himself (2h 0m 0s)
• Have Bender Vandalize Property (4h 0m 0s)
• Have Fry Sleep in The Closet (8h 0m 0s)

Rewards

• 48  30

Story

Greetings, I am Robot 1-XS, successor to the now-outdated Robot 1-X. My improvements include an upgraded processor, glossier finish, and an updated compliment vocabulary.

But I already felt inferior to Robot 1-X! I hate you and your stupid processor and your stupid finish!

Relax, you godlike man of steel.

I do, however, like your updated compliment vocabulary.

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Shall I continue destroying myself?

No, you're no good at it. Here, give me the hammer and I'll destroy you.

Okay, but I warn you, if anyone tries to harm me, I'm hard-wired to defend myself, and I'm much stronger than you.

So I can order you to destroy yourself, but I can't harm you?

Asimov, you idiot!

Part 2

Description

Bender takes advantage of Robot 1-XS

Objectives

• Have Robot 1-XS and Bender Clear the Air (4h 0m 0s)
• Have The Professor Invent Useless Thing ()

Rewards

• 64  40

Story

I've decided not to harm you. You're more helpful just being my loyal servant. Now fetch me a drink!

Very good, sir. Shall I maximize the alcohol content?

I don't know whether that question is rhetorical or just stupid. Either way, you're fired.

Very good, sir. Shall I introduce you to my replacement, Robot 2-XS?

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I have converted your fiery burps to a natural pine scent.

Thanks, Captain Obvious.

I beg your pardon, but I was promoted to Lieutenant Obvious when they upgraded my hardware.

Wow. I never even made it past private. I was dishonorably discharged for obvious cowardice.

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