New and Improved
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Story type |
Character Goal |
Character |
Robot 1-XS |
Event |
Island of Lost Bots |
Act |
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New and Improved is one of the goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow. It is the character goal for Robot 1-XS.
Part 1
Description[edit source]
- Robot 1-XS is better than ever.
Objectives
- Have Robot 1-XS Destroy Himself (2h 0m 0s)
- Have Bender Vandalize Property (4h 0m 0s)
- Have Fry Sleep in The Closet (8h 0m 0s)
Rewards[edit source]
Story[edit | edit source]
Greetings, I am Robot 1-XS, successor to the now-outdated Robot 1-X. My improvements include an upgraded processor, glossier finish, and an updated compliment vocabulary.
But I already felt inferior to Robot 1-X! I hate you and your stupid processor and your stupid finish!
Relax, you godlike man of steel.
I do, however, like your updated compliment vocabulary.
Shall I continue destroying myself?
No, you're no good at it. Here, give me the hammer and I'll destroy you.
Okay, but I warn you, if anyone tries to harm me, I'm hard-wired to defend myself, and I'm much stronger than you.
So I can order you to destroy yourself, but I can't harm you?
Part 2
Description[edit source]
- Bender takes advantage of Robot 1-XS
Objectives
- Have Robot 1-XS and Bender Clear the Air (4h 0m 0s)
- Have The Professor Invent Useless Thing ()
Rewards[edit source]
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I've decided not to harm you. You're more helpful just being my loyal servant. Now fetch me a drink!
Very good, sir. Shall I maximize the alcohol content?
I don't know whether that question is rhetorical or just stupid. Either way, you're fired.
Very good, sir. Shall I introduce you to my replacement, Robot 2-XS?
I have converted your fiery burps to a natural pine scent.
I beg your pardon, but I was promoted to Lieutenant Obvious when they upgraded my hardware.
Wow. I never even made it past private. I was dishonorably discharged for obvious cowardice.