Oh My!

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Oh My!
Icon Character George Takei.png
Details
Story type
Character Goal
Event
The George Takei Experience
Previous Goal
Don't Call Him Crazy

Oh My! is the personal goal line of George Takei. It is unlocked by convincing George Takei to stay in New New York, which is the objective of part 3 of the Takei It Or Leave It goal.


Part 1

Description[edit source]

George Takei beings tour planning.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 100 Nixonbucks 75 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Fry What are you gonna do while you're here?

George Takei I'm planning a personal appearance tour, to bask in the adoration of my billions of fans.

Fry That could be risky. They may love you onscreen and online for free, but they may no want to pay to see more of you. Trust me, I know.


Fry I wish I could play the Holophoner that well. You must have had years of practice.

George Takei I've never played the Holophoner in my life. I'm just naturally great at everything I try. I know nothing about soccer, yet I led the Takei City Bandits to victory by scoring every goal in the World Cup final. Now let me tell you about my line of fine men's cologne.


Part 2

Description[edit source]

George Takei uses social media.

Objectives

  • Have George Takei Use Twitcher (4h 0m 0s)
  • Have Amy Attend Social Event (8h 0m 0s)

Rewards[edit source]

  • 100 Nixonbucks 75 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

George Takei I'll need to reach as many people as I can to publicize my tour.

Amy I can help you spread the word through social media. But we'll need to take some sexy selfies.

George Takei I don't think I know how to do that... Ha! Had you going there for a minute, didn't I?! Let me just put a few strategic rips in my shirt...


Amy Glawsome! Our latest post just got 500,000 likes on Twitcher.

George Takei I'm George Takei, Amy. Normally I get 500,000 likes just for scratching my ass. I think the Wong-Takei double-selfie format is dragging me down.

Amy But I was as nude as I could get!


Part 3

Description[edit source]

George Takei looks for old footage.

Objectives

  • Have George Takei Search for Old Star Trek Tapes (4h 0m 0s)
  • Have Fry Buy Retro Junk (4h 0m 0s)

Rewards[edit source]

  • 100 Nixonbucks 75 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

George Takei For my live appearance, I want to show some clips of me in my youth. So I'll need to find some old tapes.

Fry But those tapes were banned from Earth, remember?

George Takei Oh, I'm sure I can find them somewhere. But do you think I'll get in trouble for screening them?

Fry Eh. You'll be fine as long as they don't show you doing anything crazy. Like fencing shirtless, or building a plexiglass whale tank.

George Takei Uh oh.


George Takei The vital tapes have been located and I'm ready for my first live performance. I sure hope it goes well.

Fry They'll love you. Just do what I do whenever I appear before a live audience... Silently present a bouquet of flowers to my retiring elementary school teacher and run offstage.


Part 4

Description[edit source]

George Takei finds a venue.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 100 Nixonbucks 75 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Bender So you need a venue for your show, right? I got two available: a roomy theater and Fry's bedroom. Either one'll cost you $2000.

George Takei I'll go with the roomy theater.

Bender Great. Just remember: when it's too late to find another place, the theater will suddenly become unavailable and you'll have to use the bedroom. It's called "the old Bend and Switch." By me anyway.


Fry Everyone loved your show, Mr. Takei. It was a standing-room-only crowd!

George Takei In your bedroom, that doesn't mean much.

Fry Don't sell yourself short. When Bender booked the Rolling Stones in there, the place was barely half full.

See also[edit | edit source]