Organizational Shake Up

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Organizational Shake Up
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Organizational Shake Up is one of the goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow.

It is the main goal of the Fancy Shopping District. Completing it will unlock the next district.

Part 1

Description[edit source]

Hermes insures the company.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 300 Nixonbucks 200 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

The Professor Hermes, stop that jumping around at once! What the hell are you doing?

Hermes Trying to notarize our disaster claim forms, so I can file them with the Central Bureaucracy and score our fat cash settlement.

The Professor Now that's the kind of jumping-around I approve of! Can I help to speed things up?

Hermes Speed things up?! In our 20 years together have I taught you nothing about bureaucracy?


The Professor Now that you've finished stamping, grab yourself a donkey wrench and help us fix the universe.

Hermes No can do, Professor. The Central Bureaucracy has ordered me to create a database of people that are missing because of the Hypnowaves.

The Professor Wouldn't it be simpler to create a database of people who AREN'T missing? There can't be more than 20 of them.

Hermes For the love of Jah, man, that's now how bureaucracy works!


Part 2

Description[edit source]

Hermes lets loose.

Objectives

  • Have Hermes Limbo Down The Street (1h 0m 0s)
  • Have The Professor Shop for Bargain Life Insurance Policies (8h 0m 0s)

Rewards[edit source]

  • 300 Nixonbucks 200 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Hermes You know, while I was trapped in that wormhole, I had a lot of time to think. And I mean a lot. According to my watch, I was in there for two million years.

Hermes And what I realized is, there's nothing more important to me than doing the limbo.

The Professor What about paperwork?

Hermes Oh yeah, paperwork. I also love paperwork. How did I forget about paperwork for two million years?

The Professor I did notice a fair amount of smoke coming from your side of the wormhole...


The Professor Dear God, Hermes, where were you? Some kind of horrible mutant giant spider has been crawling around outside for the last hour! We must destroy it!

Hermes Really? I've been limboing on the street for the last hour and I didn't see anything.

The Professor The last hour you say?... Then it must have been you I saw! Oh, dear me, I feel so foolish.

The Professor However, prepare to be destroyed. I said "must" and a man's word is his bond.


Part 3

Description[edit source]

Bender considers a life change.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 300 Nixonbucks 200 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Fry What's wrong, bender? You look electrosad.

Bender I'm starting to worry that I'm not living up to my full potential.

Fry But...but you're great! Everybody knows that. It says so on every underpass in the city!

Bender That's just it. For someone as great as me, just being great is complete failure.


Burglar BenderAfter careful consideration, I have decided to become the world's greatest burglar.

FryBut you've been burgling things as long as I've known you.

Burglar BenderThat was strictly amateur stuff.

FryWhat's the difference between a professional burglar and an amateur?

Burglar BenderThe mask. It has fluffy foam around the eyeholes to prevent chafing.


Part 4

Description[edit source]

Bender looks for suckers.

Objectives

  • Have Bender and Amy Pickpocket Amy (2h 0m 0s)
  • Have Fry Lounge in his Underwear (8h 0m 0s)

Rewards[edit source]

Story[edit | edit source]

AmyBender, why is your hand in my back pocket?

Burglar BenderHaven't you heard? I've decided to become the world's greatest burglar. Everybody's talking about it.

AmyBurglar's don't pick pockets, they rob houses!

Burglar BenderUh-huh. Guess what your ass is as big as.


FrySo when are you gonna start robbing me?

Burglar BenderFry. I'm pro now. Some targets are beneath my dignity.

FryDignity? Since when do you have dignity?

Burglar BenderSince I got this dignity chip. It came as a freebie with the mask.


Part 5

Description[edit source]

Bender finds a target.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 300 Nixonbucks 200 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Burglar BenderI know -- I'll burgle a jewelry store! It'll be the biggest heist ever attempted.

FryWhat if you get caught?

Burglar BenderCaught? No lawman can catch Bender the Cat.

Burglar BenderThat's my burglar name. I had it embroidered on the inside of my mask.


SmittyWell, well, well. Looks like I just captured Bender the Cat!

Burglar BenderYou've heard of me? I mean, him?

SmittySure. That lady who embroidered your burglar mask is my wife. And capturing it's gonna be my ticket outta this lousy security job and back onto the face.


Part 6

Description[edit source]

Smitty and URL investigate.

Objectives

  • Have Smitty Swing Laser Batons (1h 0m 0s)
  • Have URL Investigate Leads (2h 0m 0s)

Rewards[edit source]

  • 300 Nixonbucks 200 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

SmittyYou heard about these Hypnowave things? Supposedly they're messin' up the whole universe.

URL Sounds like a job for two mismatched detectives -- one who does everything by the book, one who breaks all the rules.

SmittySlow down. Neither of us ever made detective!

URLThat attitude pretty much disqualifies you from bein' the breakin'-all-the-rules guy.


URL We didn't learn nothin'. We suck as detectives, man. We should go back to the only thing we're good at -- beatin' up lowlifes.

SmittyUh...sorry to break it to you, man, but you're not as good at that as you think.

URL What'cha talkin' 'bout, Smitty? How 'bout that unlicensed flower-seller I beat to death last week? Classy stuff.

Smitty Dude wasn't dead, URL. I had to go back and finish him off later.

URL Aw, man!


Part 7

Description[edit source]

The search for the Artifact continues.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 300 Nixonbucks 200 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

The Professor We've got to find the rest of those missing Artifacts...but I don't even know where to begin looking.

Fry I have a few ideas. But none of them are good.

The Professor Fascinating. I have no ideas, but since I'm a professor, all of them are great!


Fry Isn't it weird how we keep finding these Artifacts on the first planet we look for them?

The Professor Most peculiar. Apparently fate has gotten fat and lazy.

Fry Which planet should we visit next?

The ProfessorI don't suppose it matters. Wherever we go, the next Artifact will be right there waiting for us.

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