Organizational Shake Up is one of the goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow.
It is the main goal of the Fancy Shopping District. Completing it will unlock the next district.
- Hermes insures the company.
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Hermes, stop that jumping around at once! What the hell are you doing?
Trying to notarize our disaster claim forms, so I can file them with the Central Bureaucracy and score our fat cash settlement.
Now that's the kind of jumping-around I approve of! Can I help to speed things up?
Speed things up?! In our 20 years together have I taught you nothing about bureaucracy?
Now that you've finished stamping, grab yourself a donkey wrench and help us fix the universe.
No can do, Professor. The Central Bureaucracy has ordered me to create a database of people that are missing because of the Hypnowaves.
Wouldn't it be simpler to create a database of people who AREN'T missing? There can't be more than 20 of them.
For the love of Jah, man, that's now how bureaucracy works!
- Hermes lets loose.
- Have Hermes Limbo Down The Street (1h 0m 0s)
- Have The Professor Shop for Bargain Life Insurance Policies (8h 0m 0s)
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You know, while I was trapped in that wormhole, I had a lot of time to think. And I mean a lot. According to my watch, I was in there for two million years.
And what I realized is, there's nothing more important to me than doing the limbo.
What about paperwork?
Oh yeah, paperwork. I also love paperwork. How did I forget about paperwork for two million years?
I did notice a fair amount of smoke coming from your side of the wormhole...
Dear God, Hermes, where were you? Some kind of horrible mutant giant spider has been crawling around outside for the last hour! We must destroy it!
Really? I've been limboing on the street for the last hour and I didn't see anything.
The last hour you say?... Then it must have been you I saw! Oh, dear me, I feel so foolish.
However, prepare to be destroyed. I said "must" and a man's word is his bond.
- Bender considers a life change.
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What's wrong, bender? You look electrosad.
I'm starting to worry that I'm not living up to my full potential.
But...but you're great! Everybody knows that. It says so on every underpass in the city!
That's just it. For someone as great as me, just being great is complete failure.
After careful consideration, I have decided to become the world's greatest burglar.
But you've been burgling things as long as I've known you.
That was strictly amateur stuff.
What's the difference between a professional burglar and an amateur?
The mask. It has fluffy foam around the eyeholes to prevent chafing.
- Bender looks for suckers.
- Have Bender and Amy Pickpocket Amy (2h 0m 0s)
- Have Fry Lounge in his Underwear (8h 0m 0s)
Bender, why is your hand in my back pocket?
Haven't you heard? I've decided to become the world's greatest burglar. Everybody's talking about it.
Burglar's don't pick pockets, they rob houses!
Uh-huh. Guess what your ass is as big as.
So when are you gonna start robbing me?
Fry. I'm pro now. Some targets are beneath my dignity.
Dignity? Since when do you have dignity?
Since I got this dignity chip. It came as a freebie with the mask.
- Bender finds a target.
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I know -- I'll burgle a jewelry store! It'll be the biggest heist ever attempted.
What if you get caught?
Caught? No lawman can catch Bender the Cat.
That's my burglar name. I had it embroidered on the inside of my mask.
Well, well, well. Looks like I just captured Bender the Cat!
You've heard of me? I mean, him?
Sure. That lady who embroidered your burglar mask is my wife. And capturing it's gonna be my ticket outta this lousy security job and back onto the face.
- Smitty and URL investigate.
- Have Smitty Swing Laser Batons (1h 0m 0s)
- Have URL Investigate Leads (2h 0m 0s)
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You heard about these Hypnowave things? Supposedly they're messin' up the whole universe.
Sounds like a job for two mismatched detectives -- one who does everything by the book, one who breaks all the rules.
Slow down. Neither of us ever made detective!
That attitude pretty much disqualifies you from bein' the breakin'-all-the-rules guy.
We didn't learn nothin'. We suck as detectives, man. We should go back to the only thing we're good at -- beatin' up lowlifes.
Uh...sorry to break it to you, man, but you're not as good at that as you think.
What'cha talkin' 'bout, Smitty? How 'bout that unlicensed flower-seller I beat to death last week? Classy stuff.
Dude wasn't dead, URL. I had to go back and finish him off later.
- The search for the Artifact continues.
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We've got to find the rest of those missing Artifacts...but I don't even know where to begin looking.
I have a few ideas. But none of them are good.
Fascinating. I have no ideas, but since I'm a professor, all of them are great!
Isn't it weird how we keep finding these Artifacts on the first planet we look for them?
Most peculiar. Apparently fate has gotten fat and lazy.
Which planet should we visit next?
I don't suppose it matters. Wherever we go, the next Artifact will be right there waiting for us.