Peaceful Invasion

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Peaceful Invasion
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Character Goal
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Lrrr Strikes Back

Peaceful Invasion is one of the goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow.

Part 1

Description[edit source]

Lrrr tries a new approach.

Objectives

  • Have Lrrr Target Practice (1h 0m 0s)
  • Have Bender Surrender Easily (1h 0m 0s)

Rewards[edit source]

  • 50 Weed 75 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Lrrr I have decided to change tactics. Rather than conquer you by brute force, I shall persuade you to surrender with sweet words.

Amy Okay, give it a try.

Lrrr SURRENDER!

Amy Okay, okay! Your terrifyingly sweet words convinced me!


Bender I thought you were trying not to use brute force and intimidation!

Lrrr Brandishing a raygun is considered brute force and intimidation?

Bender Yep.

Bender Except in parts of Texas, where it's considered Saturday.


Part 2

Description[edit source]

Lrrr asks nicely.

Objectives

  • Have Lrrr Play With His Cape (2h 0m 0s)
  • Have URL Find a Blunt Object (3h 0m 0s)

Rewards[edit source]

  • 50 Weed 75 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Lrrr Peace officer! I demand your help as I politely persuade your planet to surrender peacefully!

Lrrr I believe you call it "using the carrot instead of the stick".

URL Instead of the STICK? Are you nuts, man? I suggest you start lookin' for one blunt, heavy carrot.

URL Here, lemme show you what I got in the squad car.


URL I gotta say, that's one badass cape you're rockin'. Where can I get one like that?

Lrrr This is the royal Omicronian cape, handed down from father to son for generations of rulers!

URL Can I try it on?

Lrrr Absolutely not!

Lrrr Asking to try it on is how Omicronian rulers traditionally overthrow their fathers!


Part 3

Description[edit source]

Lrrr tries to recruit Scruffy.

Objectives

  • Have Lrrr Announce Himself (2h 0m 0s)
  • Have Scruffy Consider a Job Offer (2h 0m 0s)

Rewards[edit source]

  • 50 Weed 75 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Lrrr Earthican custodial specialist! I invite you to quit your job and serve your Omicronian masters!

Scruffy Hmm. What kinda boiler room setup you got?

Lrrr Our boilers run pressurized chlorine at 2500 degrees, and vent directly into the custodial quarters.

Scruffy Scruffy don't care. What I meant was, does this boiler room got porn and a cot?

Lrrr It's a boiler room, isn't it?


Scruffy Scruffy's quittin'. You didn't tell me your boiler-room porn was all Omicronian.

Lrrr You do not appreciate the allure of the nude Omicronian female?

Scruffy I do not. Any Omicronian lady who'd take off her clothes for money is disgusting.

Scruffy However -- and Scruffy don't claim to understand his new feelings -- if you know any nice unspoilt Omicronian girls, I'd like to meet 'em.


Part 4

Description[edit source]

Lrrr gives up his peaceful approach.

Objectives

  • Have Lrrr Vow to Rule the Universe (4h 0m 0s)
  • Have Bachelor Fry Dole Out Advice ()

Rewards[edit source]

  • 50 Weed 75 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Lrrr I believe this peaceful persuasion approach to Earth conquest is going nowhere!

Bachelor Fry If it doesn't feel right, then you shouldn't do it.

Lrrr You are advocating that I return to violent attacks against Earth?

Lrrr Tell me again why I'm consulting you about how to conquer your planet?


Lrrr Having failed to convince you to surrender, I shall now return to terror, destruction and mayhem -- the "big three" of planetary invasions.

Bachelor Fry Wouldn't it be a good idea to try some more modern methods of conquest? Like spreading fake news on social media?

Bachelor Fry And THEN invading? That usually works.

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