Performance Review

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Performance Review
Goal Hermes.png
Details
Story type
Character Goal
Previous Goal
Organizational Shake Up
Next Goal
Mutant Mayhem
Next Side Goals:
A Thief in the Byte

Performance Review is the personal goal line of Hermes. It is unlocked after recruiting Hermes, which is the objective of part 1 of the Organizational Shake Up goal.


Part 1

Description[edit source]

Hermes gets right to work.

Objectives

  • Have Hermes Get to Work (2h 0m 0s)

Rewards[edit source]

  • 300 Nixonbucks 200 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Hermes Sweet boat of Samoa! With all the Hypnowave confusion, I completely forgot about the regular company paperwork!

The Professor This is no time to be obsessing over busy work, Hermes.

Hermes But without that paperwork, none of the staff can collect their pay!

The Professor Really?... Hermes, old friend, I think we have the ingredients for a lucrative kickback scheme.


Hermes It's time for the monthly employee performance reviews, Fry, and since I'm going alphabetically, you're first.

Fry But the universe is facing certain doom! Also, Amy and Bender both come before me!

Hermes Exhibits inability to conform to company priorities, insubordination, and an unexpected familiarity with the alphabet.


Part 2

Description[edit source]

Hermes reviews Amy.

Objectives

  • Have Hermes Give Sexual Harassment Training (4h 0m 0s)
  • Have Amy Curse in Cantonese (8h 0m 0s)

Rewards[edit source]

  • 300 Nixonbucks 200 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Hermes The company would like you to dress more conservatively. There's been a complain about your exposed midriff.

Amy From who? Was it that belly-button-hating Zoidberg?

Hermes No, it was my wife LaBarbara.

Amy But she doesn't even work here!

Hermes Oh yes she does. I gave her a sweetheart no-show job. And she still does more around here than you do!


Hermes However, we've had a new complaint, about your Cantonese cursing. It comes from me.

Hermes You don't mention Zoidberg enough.


Part 3

Description[edit source]

Hermes reviews Scruffy.

Objectives

  • Have Hermes Count Beans (8h 0m 0s)
  • Have Scruffy Believe in the Company (4h 0m 0s)
  • Build Le Spa (12h)

Rewards[edit source]

  • 300 Nixonbucks 200 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

HermesScruffy, the company feels you could make more efficient use of your time.

ScruffySo long as Scruffy's the only one who knows how to fix the plumbin' and the heatin', you'll shut up and let him do his work the way he chooses.

HermesBut it's freezing in here and the toilets are all clogged!

ScruffyThat's the way Scruffy chooses to do his work. Mm-hmm.


Scruffy Suddenly recollectin' his loyalty to the company, Scruffy fixed the terlets and boilers in a burst of productivity.

Hermes Thank you, Scruffy! I knew you wouldn't let us down!

Scruffy And so long as you keep renewin' my adult magazine subscriptions, I never will. Mm-hmm.


Part 4

Description[edit source]

Hermes gives Bender some bad news.

Objectives

  • Have Hermes Itemize Deductions (8h 0m 0s)
  • Have Bender Avoid Responsibility (8h 0m 0s)

Rewards[edit source]

  • 300 Nixonbucks 200 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Hermes The company poll results are in. Guess who was voted laziest employee in a landslide?

Bender It must have been me -- Bender!

Bender Refusing to help anybody when that landslide hit sure paid off.


Hermes I hope you've given some thought to rededicating yourself to the company.

Bender I have. And after a bit of soul-searching, I've decided that hard work isn't in me.

Bender Also that I don't have a soul.

Bender And in conclusion, Bender is great.

See also[edit | edit source]