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{{Infobox Goal | image=Goal Hermes.png | story_type=Character | previous_goal=Organizational Shake Up | next_goal=Mutant Mayhem | next_side_goal1=A Thief in the Byte }} '''{{PAGENAME}}''' is the personal goal line of [[Hermes]]. It is unlocked after recruiting Hermes, which is the objective of part 1 of the [[Organizational Shake Up]] goal. {{Goal Part | part_number=1 | description=Hermes gets right to work. | action1=Hermes, Get to Work | rewards_currency=300 nixon | rewards_xp=200 }} === Story === {{Dialogue|hermes| Sweet boat of Samoa! With all the Hypnowave confusion, I completely forgot about the regular company paperwork! }} {{Dialogue|professor| This is no time to be obsessing over busy work, Hermes. }} {{Dialogue|hermes| But without that paperwork, none of the staff can collect their pay! }} {{Dialogue|professor| Really?... Hermes, old friend, I think we have the ingredients for a lucrative kickback scheme. }} ---- {{Dialogue|hermes| It's time for the monthly employee performance reviews, Fry, and since I'm going alphabetically, you're first. }} {{Dialogue|fry| But the universe is facing certain doom! Also, Amy and Bender both come before me! }} {{Dialogue|hermes| Exhibits inability to conform to company priorities, insubordination, and an unexpected familiarity with the alphabet.}} {{Goal Part | part_number=2 | description=Hermes reviews Amy. | action1=Hermes, Give Sexual Harassment Training | action2=Amy, Curse in Cantonese | rewards_currency=300 nixon | rewards_xp=200 }} === Story === {{Dialogue|hermes| The company would like you to dress more conservatively. There's been a complain about your exposed midriff. }} {{Dialogue|amy| From who? Was it that belly-button-hating Zoidberg?}} {{Dialogue|hermes| No, it was my wife LaBarbara. }} {{Dialogue|amy| But she doesn't even work here!}} {{Dialogue|hermes| Oh yes she does. I gave her a sweetheart no-show job. And she still does more around here than you do! }} ---- {{Dialogue|hermes| However, we've had a new complaint, about your Cantonese cursing. It comes from me.}} {{Dialogue|hermes| You don't mention Zoidberg enough.}} {{Goal Part | part_number=3 | description=Hermes reviews Scruffy. | action1=Hermes, Count Beans | action2=Scruffy, Believe in the Company | building1=Le Spa | rewards_currency=300 nixon | rewards_xp=200 }} === Story === {{Dialogue|hermes|Scruffy, the company feels you could make more efficient use of your time.}} {{Dialogue|Scruffy|So long as Scruffy's the only one who knows how to fix the plumbin' and the heatin', you'll shut up and let him do his work the way he chooses.}} {{Dialogue|hermes|But it's freezing in here and the toilets are all clogged!}} {{Dialogue|scruffy|That's the way Scruffy chooses to do his work. Mm-hmm.}} ---- {{Dialogue|scruffy| Suddenly recollectin' his loyalty to the company, Scruffy fixed the terlets and boilers in a burst of productivity. }} {{Dialogue|hermes| Thank you, Scruffy! I knew you wouldn't let us down! }} {{Dialogue|scruffy| And so long as you keep renewin' my adult magazine subscriptions, I never will. Mm-hmm.}} {{Goal Part | part_number=4 | description=Hermes gives Bender some bad news. | action1=Hermes, Itemize Deductions | action2=Bender, Avoid Responsibility | rewards_currency=300 nixon | rewards_xp=200 }} === Story === {{Dialogue|hermes| The company poll results are in. Guess who was voted laziest employee in a landslide?}} {{Dialogue|bender| It must have been me -- Bender!}} {{Dialogue|bender| Refusing to help anybody when that landslide hit sure paid off. }} ---- {{Dialogue|hermes| I hope you've given some thought to rededicating yourself to the company. }} {{Dialogue|bender| I have. And after a bit of soul-searching, I've decided that hard work isn't in me. }} {{Dialogue|bender| Also that I don't have a soul. }} {{Dialogue|bender| And in conclusion, Bender is great.}} ==See also== *[[Goals]]
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