Promoting Internally is one of the goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow. It is a side goal in the event An Xmas Xarol, Act 2.
- Learn about Promotions and Daily Missions.
- 5 50
I've developed a system to reward our most effective warriors and shame the laziest ones.
How does it work?
The effective fighters get a promotion. We shame the other by making them stand in the corner with their head down and think about what they've done.
I'm rarin' to get started. Show me to my corner.
So if I get promoted, can I ask for a pay raise?
Oh my no. Promotions are in name only.
Why do you think I promoted Bender to "Greatest Robot Ever To Walk The Earth"?
I thought it was because he already had it engraved on his ass.
- Promote your characters.
- 5 100
I'm willing to do whatever it takes to get promoted.
Are you coming on to me?
Because, while it would be amusing if I were receptive to you romantic overtures, the fact is that I'm a homophobic old man and will fire you.
Why does every conversation we have end up involving gender politics in the workplace?
Because of the Workplace Conversation Act of 3010.
Good news everyone! You all get promotions!
If everybody gets a promotion, aren't they kind of meaningless?
Surely you're not suggesting the promotion I gave myself is meaningless?
That's exactly what I'm suggesting!
Beware the wrath of Farnsworth -- God Emperor of Planet Express!