Pure Pleasure

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Pure Pleasure
Goal Hedonismbot.png
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Pure Pleasure is one of the goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow. This is a personal side goal that opens when you receive Hedonismbot as a reward for logging in five days in a row.

Part 1

Description[edit source]

Hedonismbot satisfies his sweet tooth.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 300 Nixonbucks 200 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Hedonismbot You there -- where might I procure some ripe fruit? I need two young kumquats, three adult mangoes and a peach. It's my poker night.

Fry Sorry, Hedonismbot. Hypnowaves have disrupted the city's power supply chain.

Hedonismbot Then I fear I must make a whirlwind trip to China, Mexico and Georgia. Care to... accompany me?

Fry That's just where I was headed! I need a gong, a sombrero and a Jimmy Carter bobblehead for MY poker night!


Fry I can't believe you ate all that fruit in under a minute.

Hedonismbot Speed-gorging oneself upon whole fruit is the acme of gustatory decadence. You simply must try it!

Fry I wish I could. But my stupid body has to chew everything before I eat it.

Hedonismbot I can image no fate more cruel.


Part 2

Description[edit source]

Hedonismbot gets greasy.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 300 Nixonbucks 200 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Hedonismbot I am in search of an oiling partner, Professor. My regular co-lubricant got vigorously sucked into a wormhole. Would you care to... join me?

The Professor Oiling, eh? Well, I do suffer from a chronically dry epidermis...

Hedonismbot Oh, we'll have you out of that old thing in a minute.


The Professor Dear God, Hedonismbot, must you grease yourself in public?!

Hedonismbot Why, yes! Cavorting before witnesses is half the pleasure.

The Professor But I'm one of your witnesses, and we're all utterly revolted!

Hedonismbot And that's the other half of the pleasure.


Part 3

Description[edit source]

Scruffy deals with Hedonismbot's mess.

Objectives

  • Have Hedonismbot Slather Tomato Sauce on Himself (8h 0m 0s)
  • Have Scruffy Mop for Free (4h 0m 0s)

Rewards[edit source]

  • 300 Nixonbucks 200 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Scruffy I heard about you. You're that deviant robot what gets wrote up in all the porno magazines.

Hedonismbot I do have a good press agent!

Scruffy "Press agent." Scruffy admires the way you make ever'thing sound dirty. I been known to toss off a double entendre or two, but you take the cake.

Scruffy "Take the cake." Let's see ya out-double-entendre taht one, fat boy.


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Part 4

Description[edit source]

Hedonismbot scares Amy.

Objectives

  • Have Hedonismbot Discuss Taboo Topics (2h 0m 0s)
  • Have Amy Hang Out with Bad Boys (4h 0m 0s)

Rewards[edit source]

  • 300 Nixonbucks 200 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

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Part 5

Description[edit source]

Hedonismbot cheers up Bender.

Objectives

  • Have Hedonismbot Titillate the Senses (8h 0m 0s)
  • Have Bender Receive a Laptop Dance (2h 0m 0s)

Rewards[edit source]

  • 300 Nixonbucks 200 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

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Bender Whooo! I don't know what we just did, but it sure was sexy! We should hang out more often!

Hedonismbot As it happens, Bender, I do have an opening for a manservant.

Bender How do you do it? Every damn word out of your mouth has a second dirty meaning!


Part 6

Description[edit source]

Hedonismbot expands his circle.

Objectives

  • Have Hedonismbot Call for Adventurous Volunteers (8h 0m 0s)
  • Have Kif Write in His Diary (30m 0s)

Rewards[edit source]

  • 300 Nixonbucks 200 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Hedonismbot Pardon me, young green military man, can you show me the way to the nearest SexDonalds?

Kif I...uh... Oh boy! I'm not sure...

Hedonismbot Ah, a shy one! Very well, can I show YOU the way to the nearest SexDonalds?

Kif I, uh, well... I suppose I SHOULD know where it is...in case of a sexmergency...


Hedonismbot Thank you for volunteering to bathe me.

Kif I didn't volunteer. You blackmailed me by threatening to tell my girlfriend I'd been to a SexDonalds!

Hedonismbot And what if I did? I think you'll agree the ends justify the means...

Kif For God's sake, stop saying things that are relevant to the topic but remind everybody of non-traditional sex!

See also[edit | edit source]