Return of the Earthicans

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Return of the Earthicans
Goal Lrrr.png
Details
Story type
Main Goal
Event
Lrrr Strikes Back
Next Side Goals:
Marital Bliss

Return of the Earthicans is one of the goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow.

Part 1

Description[edit source]

Lrrr gets confident.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 50 Weed 75 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Lrrr Your measly Earthican forces cannot withstand the Omicronian onslaught. your defeat is inevitable!

Bachelor Fry Nothing is inevitable! Back in the 20th century, they told me it was "inevitable" that I'd have a dull lousy life and never amount to anything.

Bachelor Fry But instead, I'm here in the 31st century, facing a space monster in a fight where my defeat is inevitable!


Bachelor Fry The brave people of New New York aren't going anywhere, Lrrr!

Lrrr I certainly hope not. Invasions are no fun when there's no prisoners to torture.

Bachelor Fry What'll happen if we do go somewhere?

Lrrr Then I'll conquer that place too.

Bachelor Fry You've thought of everything, you bastard!


Part 2

Description[edit source]

Fry gathers his army.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 50 Weed 75 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Bachelor Fry Hattie, the resistance army has decided to mount a simultaneous attack on the entire Omicronian fleet.

Bachelor Fry We need you to command the left flank. That means you'll need body armor and an automatic laser rifle.

Hattie McDoogal Please, Mr. Fry, I'm just a poor old lady trying to get by in the city.

Hattie McDoogal So I already have body armor and an automatic laser rifle.


Lrrr

The Professor I will never surrender to a vile alien race like yours.

The Professor If it was a better-looking race, sure. I've surrendered to the sexy lady-beings of Lingerie 9 several times!

The Professor Though only in my dreams.


Part 3

Description[edit source]

Fry gets a win.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 50 Weed 75 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Bachelor Fry Sorry, Mecha-Hermes, but as our greatest warrior, we need to bring you out of retirement to take down the Omicronians.

Mecha-Hermes Very well. Mecha-Hermes is at your command! However, I'm not in retirement.

Mecha-Hermes I've just been spending a few days doing data entry. You see, I am both your greatest warrior AND your greatest bureaucrat.

Bachelor Fry You're a modern-day Dwight D. Eisenhower.


Bachelor Fry We're shifting the momentum!

Mecha-Hermes Indeed. By my analysis, our chances of winning have risen to one in 77,000.

Bachelor Fry I like those odds!

Bachelor Fry Yes, I KNOW one in 77,000 is bad, but seven is my lucky number.


Part 4

Description[edit source]

Fry fights for the mutants.

Objectives

  • Have Lrrr Announce Himself (2h 0m 0s)
  • Have Bachelor Fry Rally the Troops (2h 0m 0s)

Rewards[edit source]

  • 50 Weed 75 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Bachelor Fry The underground resistance is ready to take down Lrrr once and for all. Are you mutants in?

Mutant Dwayne If it's got the word "underground" in it, we're on the board.

Mutant Dwayne Unless of course it's an underground crime ring. Or an underground smuggling operation. Actually, I guess most "underground" things are bad.

Mutant Dwayne So amend my statement to just "We're on board."


Mutant Vyolet We wish you good luck taking on the Omicronians, Fry. If we survive this invasion, the mutants will thank you forever.

Bachelor Fry You're welcome!

Mutant Vyolet And if we don't survive, we'll make your life a living hell.

Bachelor Fry But if you don't survive, how can you--

Mutant Vyolet Chemically induced zombieism.


Part 5

Description[edit source]

The crew takes down Lrrr.

Objectives

  • Have The Professor Adjust His Smoke Levels (1h 0m 0s)
  • Have Bachelor Fry Sniff Out Omicronian Weed (3h 0m 0s)
  • Have Lrrr Ready the Troops (1h 0m 0s)

Rewards[edit source]

  • 50 Weed 75 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

The Professor Using the Omicronian Weed we've collected. I can create a giant smoke cloud that should disable the entire Omicronian fleet.

Bachelor Fry Will the cloud be hazardous to humans?

The Professor Only about as dangerous as two Fishy Joe's kids' meals.

Bachelor Fry Eaten or inhaled?


Lrrr My invasion has failed! I am but a pathetic shell of a Omicronian.

Bachelor Fry There there, Lrrr. It's the effort that counts.

Lrrr That's what we tell Omicronian soldiers who fail basic training!

Lrrr It's the standard pre-disemboweling speech.

See also[edit | edit source]