| Return of the Earthicans | |
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Story type |
Main Goal |
Event |
Lrrr Strikes Back |
Next Side Goals:
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Marital Bliss |
Return of the Earthicans is one of the goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow.
Part 1
Description[]
- Lrrr gets confident.
Objectives
- Defeat Lrrr
- Complete the mission "Bachelor Party"
Rewards[]
- 50
75 
Story[ | ]
Your measly Earthican forces cannot withstand the Omicronian onslaught. your defeat is inevitable!
Nothing is inevitable! Back in the 20th century, they told me it was "inevitable" that I'd have a dull lousy life and never amount to anything.
But instead, I'm here in the 31st century, facing a space monster in a fight where my defeat is inevitable!
The brave people of New New York aren't going anywhere, Lrrr!
I certainly hope not. Invasions are no fun when there's no prisoners to torture.
What'll happen if we do go somewhere?
Then I'll conquer that place too.
You've thought of everything, you bastard!
Part 2
Description[]
- Fry gathers his army.
Objectives
- Have Hattie McDoogal Take Aim (1h 0m 0s)
- Defeat 2 Omicronian Guards
Rewards[]
- 50
75
Story[ | ]
Hattie, the resistance army has decided to mount a simultaneous attack on the entire Omicronian fleet.
We need you to command the left flank. That means you'll need body armor and an automatic laser rifle.
Please, Mr. Fry, I'm just a poor old lady trying to get by in the city.
So I already have body armor and an automatic laser rifle.
I will never surrender to a vile alien race like yours.
If it was a better-looking race, sure. I've surrendered to the sexy lady-beings of Lingerie 9 several times!
Though only in my dreams.
Part 3
Description[]
- Fry gets a win.
Objectives
Rewards[]
- 50 75
Story[ | ]
Sorry, Mecha-Hermes, but as our greatest warrior, we need to bring you out of retirement to take down the Omicronians.
Very well. Mecha-Hermes is at your command! However, I'm not in retirement.
I've just been spending a few days doing data entry. You see, I am both your greatest warrior AND your greatest bureaucrat.
You're a modern-day Dwight D. Eisenhower.
We're shifting the momentum!
Indeed. By my analysis, our chances of winning have risen to one in 77,000.
I like those odds!
Yes, I KNOW one in 77,000 is bad, but seven is my lucky number.
Part 4
Description[]
- Fry fights for the mutants.
Objectives
- Have Lrrr Announce Himself (2h 0m 0s)
- Have Bachelor Fry Rally the Troops (2h 0m 0s)
Rewards[]
- 50 75
Story[ | ]
The underground resistance is ready to take down Lrrr once and for all. Are you mutants in?
If it's got the word "underground" in it, we're on the board.
Unless of course it's an underground crime ring. Or an underground smuggling operation. Actually, I guess most "underground" things are bad.
So amend my statement to just "We're on board."
We wish you good luck taking on the Omicronians, Fry. If we survive this invasion, the mutants will thank you forever.
You're welcome!
And if we don't survive, we'll make your life a living hell.
But if you don't survive, how can you--
Chemically induced zombieism.
Part 5
Description[]
- The crew takes down Lrrr.
Objectives
- Have The Professor Adjust His Smoke Levels (1h 0m 0s)
- Have Bachelor Fry Sniff Out Omicronian Weed (3h 0m 0s)
- Have Lrrr Ready the Troops (1h 0m 0s)
Rewards[]
- 50 75
Story[ | ]
Using the Omicronian Weed we've collected. I can create a giant smoke cloud that should disable the entire Omicronian fleet.
Will the cloud be hazardous to humans?
Only about as dangerous as two Fishy Joe's kids' meals.
Eaten or inhaled?
My invasion has failed! I am but a pathetic shell of a Omicronian.
There there, Lrrr. It's the effort that counts.
That's what we tell Omicronian soldiers who fail basic training!
It's the standard pre-disemboweling speech.