Robot of the Night

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Robot of the Night
Icon Character Hookerbot.png
Details
Story type
Character Goal
Event
Robot Hell On Earth
Previous Goal
Pay to Play

Robot of the Night is one of the character goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow.

Part 1

Description[edit source]

Hookerbot solicits a cop.

Objectives

  • Have URL Get Oiled Up (6h 0m 0s)
  • Have Bender Run a Scam Dating Service (8h 0m 0s)
  • Have Hookerbot Show Off Her Moves (2h 0m 0s)

Rewards[edit source]

  • 5 Robot Soul 50 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

URL Hands behind your back! You're coming with me.

Hookerbot But prostitution is legal in New New York!

URL Really? Huh... I'm gonna have to check that out.

URL You got any idea how I can find out what the laws are in this city?


URL Turns out you were right. Prostitution's a victimless crime. Like perp-beating. And both of 'em are legal here.

URL So I'm letting you go. Just don't let me catch you not soliciting money for sex.

Hookerbot Thanks, Officer. You want a freebie?

URL I'm a cop, lady! I can't accept a bribe! I'll do it with ya, but ya gotta charge me the same as everybody else.


Part 2

Description[edit source]

Hookerbot tries to steal Amy's man.

Objectives

  • Have Hookerbot Pull Out the Oil (1h 0m 0s)
  • Have Kif Begrudgingly Watch Stripperbots (8h 0m 0s)
  • Have Amy Curse in Cantonese (8h 0m 0s)

Rewards[edit source]

  • 20 Robot Soul 100 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Hookerbot Hey, green sailor! I can rock your Amphibiosan world.

Kif I don't think my girlfriend would like that very much.

Hookerbot Can your girlfriend inflate you like a balloon, honey?

Kif Yes, she can. After we had sex on Thanksgiving morning, she flew me in the Macy's parade.


Amy Hey, Hookerbot! Have you been soliciting my Kiffy?

Hookerbot Look, lady, I'm just trying to make ends meet.

Amy Yeah, I'm well aware that certain sex acts involve making ends meet!

Hookerbot Eww! You have such a dirty mind.


Part 3

Description[edit source]

Hookerbot tries to get kinky.

Objectives

  • Have Professor Complain About Prices ()
  • Have Fry Get Robot Lap Dance (4h 0m 0s)
  • Have Hookerbot Do Door-to-Door Sales (8h 0m 0s)

Rewards[edit source]

  • 5 Robot Soul 50 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

The Professor You there -- mechanical prostitute. I've discovered something fascinating about the origin of the word "hookerbot"!

The Professor It's derived from Joseph Hookerbot, a general in the Sithal War. It seems robotrollops used to follow his army about the galaxy, entertaining the troops.

Hookerbot Interesting! Wanna do it?

The Professor Indeed I do! If by "it" you mean research the etymology of synonyms for "prostitute".


Hookerbot How 'bout you, red? You looking for a good time?

Fry When am I NOT looking for a good time?

Hookerbot Between 8 and 9 in the morning, according to the Central Prostitute Client Database.

Fry Wow, those Fitbits record everything!


Part 4

Description[edit source]

Hookerbot offers a discount.

Objectives

  • Have Hookerbot Offer the Deluxe Package (6h 0m 0s)
  • Have Scruffy Dance with Plunger (8h 0m 0s)

Rewards[edit source]

  • 20 Robot Soul 100 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Hookerbot I got something you can clean, Mr. Janitor.

Scruffy Scruffy ain't never paid for it in his life!

Scruffy I have, however, paid way too much for magazines depictin' it.

Scruffy Penny wise, pound foolish, I s'pose.


Hookerbot You sure you don't want a taste? Last chance for a discount.

Scruffy Scruffy's gonna pass. But I'll leave you with this final thought...

Scruffy Ther's lots of organizations out there workin' hard to help you give up your evil ways and tread the path of righteousness.

Scruffy If one of them approaches you, just walk away.

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