Science For Dummies

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Science For Dummies
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Character Goal
Getting Experimental

Science For Dummies is one of the goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow.

Part 1

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Bill Nye encourages the Professor.


  • Have Bill Nye Knot His Bowtie (1h 0m 0s)

Rewards[edit source]

  • 300 Nixonbucks 150 XP

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Bill Nye I'm really looking forward to promoting science here in New New York.

The Professor Good luck getting through to these yahoos. When I tried to show them my Smelloscope, they called me mad.

The Professor Me not mad!

Bill Nye As a proponent of science, I'm going to keep an open mind on that one, okay?

Bill Nye I could use some help, Hubert. I'm giving a series of lectures, and since I'm jarbound, I need someone to run the demonstrations.

The Professor I'd be honored, Bill. What are you lecturing on?

Bill Nye "How Technology Makes Life Better".

The Professor Perfect. I'll bring a Doomsday Device.

Part 2

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Bill Nye helps Bender.


  • Have Bill Nye Compare Performance Stats ()
  • Have Bender Get Checked (3h 0m 0s)

Rewards[edit source]

  • 300 Nixonbucks 150 XP

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Bill Nye Hello, Bender. I'm here to promote science. Have you accepted science as your one true savior yet?

Bender Um, Mr. Nye? You're sounding kinda religious there.

Bill Nye Sorry, I'm still working on the messaging. I was going to stand in the park with a megaphone until the Professor talked me out of it.

Bender Yeah, better leave that to the professional jerks and nuisances. Like me.

Bender Thanks for fixing my circuit boards, Mr. Nye.

Bill Nye I didn't really fix anything. I just cleaned out the cobwebs.


Bill Nye Also there was a ghost in there.

Bender Yeah, I set up a haunted house in my chest last Halloween, for the kids. But the city called it a fire hazard and shut it down.

Bill Nye

Part 3

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Bill Nye speaks for the NNYPD.


  • Have Bill Nye Assist the Forensics Department ()
  • Have URL Reject Scientific Evidence (5h 0m 0s)

Rewards[edit source]

  • 300 Nixonbucks 150 XP

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URL Thanks for agreeing to speak to all the rookie cops, Mr. Nye.

Bill Nye Well, I think they'll be interested in the latest advances in forensic science. And I owe you one for shutting down those anti-science protesters at my last lecture.

URL Those weren't anti-science protestors, they were pro-police protesters.

URL But they didn't have a permit so we beat 'em up and ran 'em in.

URL Nice lecture Mr. Nye. The cadets learned a lot about hard scientific evidence.

Bill Nye Always happy to help, URL.

URL Now they know the right way to suppress it and tamper with it.

Part 4

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Bill Nye inspires Amy.


  • Have Bill Nye Ride Circles Around Farnsworth ()
  • Have Amy Become a Science Gal (6h 0m 0s)

Rewards[edit source]

  • 300 Nixonbucks 150 XP

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Amy I used to watch videos of you as a kid. You had a full body back then.

Bill Nye Those were good times. But thanks to head-preservation science, I've been able to prolong my life indefinitely.

Bill Nye Plus, the jar entitles me to a free handicap parking placard.

Amy Thanks for being an inspiration to all us scientists!

Bill Nye And MY thanks to all you scientists. Without you and the actual science you do, I'd have nobody to talk about...

Bill Nye the huge crowds who attend my lectures and follow me on social media and--

Amy I'm rich and cute. Goodbye, Mr. Nye!