Sharp as a Knife is one of the character goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow.
- Roberto is on the radar.
- Have Roberto Fill Up His Money Bags (9h 0m 0s)
- Have URL Keep the Peace (4h 0m 0s)
- 5 50
If it ain't my old criminally insane friend Roberto. How money times have we run you in and executed you now?
I lost count after one. Guess I'm like a bad penny -- I keep stabbin' people! A sharp bad penny.
So, you wanna arrest me now, or wait 'til I do something crazy?
Shift's almost over. Take a walk around the block, then do whatever the hell you want.
Aw, Roberto! If you gotta stab, can you do it in a different precinct? A dead body means a whole night of paperwork for me.
But my psychotic episodes are much more vivid in this precinct.
When I go crazy in the financial district, all I wanna do is buy uncovered options contracts.
[SIGH] At least help me dump the body somewhere else. I didn't become a cop just to do homework.
Body-dumpin'? Let's go, man! That's like stabbin' without the repetitive arm motions!
- Roberto looks for his next victim.
- 20 100
Okay, Gypsy lady, I paid you good stolen money. Now tell me who I'm gonna stab tonight.
Your next victim will be your own senses of pity and compassion.
I stabbed them dudes a long time ago! Okay, who do I gotta stab to get my money back?
Umm... my service technician. His name is on the label on the cash box.
Hey -- I guess this is a lot like pimpin'!
Yes, except that, rather than having sex with you or anybody else, I foretell horrifying futures.
In fact, here's one now: try and smack me around and I swear, I'll fall over on you.
- Roberto finds Bender.
- 5 50
Bender? You're a ghost now? I don't remember stabbing you.
The Robot Devil did this to me. I'm trying to get it undone.
Robot Devil? That's crazy talk!
So I understand you perfectly.
Have you ever thought about maybe not stabbing everyone all the time?
What kind of question is that?
It's a desperate attempt to keep you from getting excited.
Oh, I got meds that keep me from gettin' excited!
But you're a ghost, so I don't see how I'm gonna get you to take 'em.
- Roberto is on the loose.
- Have Roberto Rob the Joint (3h 0m 0s)
- 20 100
I gotta take you in, Roberto. There's been an outbreak of stabbings on my watch. A outbreak's defined as anywhere between 20 and 30.
But I stabbed 55 people!
Oh, 55 is a rash of stabbings. That's much better.
What difference does it make?
For you, nothing. For me, it means a dozen cupcakes from the Commissioner. Aw yeah.
I ain't going to jail, fuzz! You'll have to kill me first.
Yeah, I was planning on doing that.
Aw, please, spare me! I got a wife and child at home I haven't stabbed yet!
Oh, I ain't fallin' for that.
It's true! I swear on my stabbed mother's grave!
[SIGH] Okay, look, give me their name and address, and after I kill you and take you downtown, I'll go stab 'em myself.