Slurm Drought is one of the goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow during the Sponsored by Slurm event.
- The Slurm supply dries up.
- Have Fry Search for Slurm (0h 0m 6s)
- 50 25
I have office news so unimportant that I'm just saying it rather than typing up a memo. Henceforth we won't be offering Slurm as a beverage option.
But we open at noon and close at two! You expect me to go that long without Slurm?
Longer! According to news reports from Wormulon, the Slurm Queen has vanished. And she's the only one who can secrete Slurm. So you're screwed, ya junkie!
I knew there had to be a downside to addiction.
Hey, Fry, you look different. Have you done something with your hair or the rest of your body?
My posture is better since I quit Slurm cold turkey. Also I've been losing fewer teeth.
Well, whatever it is, you look great.
Your words don't help! I'd give my spine and ALL my teeth for a sip of Slurm right now!
- Fry experiences withdrawal.
- Collect 25 Wumpus Berries
- Collect 10 Royal Slurm
- 25 25
Bender, do you have any old Slurm lying around? I'm getting desperate.
Sorry, Fry. I couldn't finish my last can, so I dumped the rest of it in the sink.
YOU WHAT?!?! I NEEDED THAT!
If you'd only told me that earlier, I'd have been happy to charge you $200 for it.
There's only one way to solve this Slurm drought. And that's by dipping myself into Royal Slurm and becoming a Slurm King.
But the effects of Royal Slurm are irreversible. You'll be a Slurm King forever.
So I'll have Slurm and be fabulous. It's a win-win! Why I didn't think of this sooner?
Probably 'cause I'm not smart.
- Fry becomes royalty.
- 25 25
Sup, Bender. I'm planning on dipping myself into Royal Slurm and metamorphosizing into a Slurm King.
What?! But you'll be hideous forever!
It's a small price to pay for an uninterruptible supply of Slurm.
Small for you, maybe, but I'm your roommate! I have to look at you!
What manner of foolishness is this, Amy? Instead of a Slurm King, I've been transformed into a mere Slurm Duke!
I guess there's a limit to how royal a human commoner like you can get.
You dare insult a nobleworm? This is rank treason!
Off with her thorax!
- Fry produces Slurm.
- Build the Slurm Factory
- Slurm Duke Fry, Produce Slurm, 30m
- Collect 50 Royal Slurm
- 25 25
As a Wormulon duke, my first royal duty is to excrete more Slurm.
Royal duty! Good one, Fry. (Bender's "Hehhehheh" laughter is heard when the message box is shown.)
Duty?...Ah, I see! 'Tis a defecation joke. It seems that with my title, my sense of humor has become more refined.
Though I do suppose a laxative would be of use at the moment.
Rejoice, my friends! I have excavated my first batch of succulent Slurm!
Your friends all just left to go vomit. But Scruffy'll try some.
Drink, brave soul! And if you live, you shall stand a-tiptoe when this day is named and say "I was the first to drink Duke Fry's Slurm".
I'll be sure to add it to my wikipedia entry.
- Fry gets experimental.
- Slurm Duke Fry, Produce Diet Slurm, 15m
- Slurm Duke Fry, Produce Slurm Loco, 30m
- Recruit Bev
- 25 25
Hear ye, hear ye! I hereby decree new flavors for the Slurm lineup!
It turns out that whatever I eat ends up infusing the Slurm in my gut, so the flavors I secrete are indefinitely customizable!
What think you of that, Bender?
Bender?... Dear me, it appears I petrified him with horror.