Slurm Drought

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Slurm Drought
Goal Slurm Drought.png
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Story type
Main Goal
Event
Sponsored by Slurm


Slurm Drought is one of the goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow during the Sponsored by Slurm event.


Part 1

Description[edit source]

The Slurm supply dries up.

Objectives

  • Have Fry Search for Slurm (0h 0m 6s)

Rewards[edit source]

  • 50 Nixonbucks 25 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Hermes I have office news so unimportant that I'm just saying it rather than typing up a memo. Henceforth we won't be offering Slurm as a beverage option.

Fry But we open at noon and close at two! You expect me to go that long without Slurm?

Hermes Longer! According to news reports from Wormulon, the Slurm Queen has vanished. And she's the only one who can secrete Slurm. So you're screwed, ya junkie!

Fry I knew there had to be a downside to addiction.


Amy Hey, Fry, you look different. Have you done something with your hair or the rest of your body?

Fry My posture is better since I quit Slurm cold turkey. Also I've been losing fewer teeth.

Amy Well, whatever it is, you look great.

Fry Your words don't help! I'd give my spine and ALL my teeth for a sip of Slurm right now!


Part 2

Description[edit source]

Fry experiences withdrawal.

Objectives

  • Collect 25 Currency Wumpus Berries.png Wumpus Berries
  • Collect 10 Royal Slurm.png Royal Slurm

Rewards[edit source]

  • 25 Wumpus Berries 25 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Fry Bender, do you have any old Slurm lying around? I'm getting desperate.

Bender Sorry, Fry. I couldn't finish my last can, so I dumped the rest of it in the sink.

Fry YOU WHAT?!?! I NEEDED THAT!

Bender If you'd only told me that earlier, I'd have been happy to charge you $200 for it.


Fry There's only one way to solve this Slurm drought. And that's by dipping myself into Royal Slurm and becoming a Slurm King.

Amy But the effects of Royal Slurm are irreversible. You'll be a Slurm King forever.

Fry So I'll have Slurm and be fabulous. It's a win-win! Why I didn't think of this sooner?

Fry Probably 'cause I'm not smart.


Part 3

Description[edit source]

Fry becomes royalty.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 25 Wumpus Berries 25 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Fry Sup, Bender. I'm planning on dipping myself into Royal Slurm and metamorphosizing into a Slurm King.

Bender What?! But you'll be hideous forever!

Fry It's a small price to pay for an uninterruptible supply of Slurm.

Bender Small for you, maybe, but I'm your roommate! I have to look at you!


Slurm Duke Fry What manner of foolishness is this, Amy? Instead of a Slurm King, I've been transformed into a mere Slurm Duke!

Amy I guess there's a limit to how royal a human commoner like you can get.

Slurm Duke Fry You dare insult a nobleworm? This is rank treason!

Slurm Duke Fry Off with her thorax!


Part 4

Description[edit source]

Fry produces Slurm.

Objectives

  • Build the Slurm Factory
  • Slurm Duke Fry, Produce Slurm, 30m
  • Collect 50 Royal Slurm.png Royal Slurm

Rewards[edit source]

  • 25 Wumpus Berries 25 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Slurm Duke Fry As a Wormulon duke, my first royal duty is to excrete more Slurm.

Bender Royal duty! Good one, Fry. (Bender's "Hehhehheh" laughter is heard when the message box is shown.)

Slurm Duke Fry Duty?...Ah, I see! 'Tis a defecation joke. It seems that with my title, my sense of humor has become more refined.

Slurm Duke Fry Though I do suppose a laxative would be of use at the moment.


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Slurm Duke Fry Rejoice, my friends! I have excavated my first batch of succulent Slurm!

Scruffy Your friends all just left to go vomit. But Scruffy'll try some.

Slurm Duke Fry Drink, brave soul! And if you live, you shall stand a-tiptoe when this day is named and say "I was the first to drink Duke Fry's Slurm".

Scruffy I'll be sure to add it to my wikipedia entry.


Part 5

Description[edit source]

Fry gets experimental.

Objectives

  • Slurm Duke Fry, Produce Diet Slurm, 15m
  • Slurm Duke Fry, Produce Slurm Loco, 30m
  • Recruit Bev

Rewards[edit source]

  • 25 Wumpus Berries 25 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Slurm Duke Fry Hear ye, hear ye! I hereby decree new flavors for the Slurm lineup!

Slurm Duke Fry It turns out that whatever I eat ends up infusing the Slurm in my gut, so the flavors I secrete are indefinitely customizable!

Slurm Duke Fry What think you of that, Bender?

Slurm Duke Fry Bender?... Dear me, it appears I petrified him with horror.


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