Sobering Experience is one of the goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow. It is the character goal for Down N' Out Bender.
- Bender stops drinking.
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Bender, you look terrible!
I feel terrible too. That's what happens when you stop drinking and are a robot.
But you need alcohol to function! Why would you give it up?
I wanted to see how I'd look with a rust beard.
The answer is "great".
Go home, Beardy! We don't want any beatniks at this company!
This isn't a beatnik rust beard, it's a debonair man-of-the-world rust beard!
Oh! In that case, I'm promoting you to vice-president.
I'm really enjoying this trendy disruptive management style that the start-ups are all using!
- Amy cheers Bender up.
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Hey, Amy, check out the rust beard I grew by not drinking! Makes me look like a pathetic yet handsome hunk that just needs the right woman to rescue him, huh?
Ehh.. I'm not seeing it.
Huh. I guess either I need to be more sober or you need to be more drunk.
So what was that you were drinking?
Piña coladas -- the girliest drink in the universe. What was that you weren't drinking?
Pre-bottled piña coladas!
It's like "The Gift of the Magi" all over again.