Some Assembly Required
Some Assembly Required is one of the goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow.
Bender checks his eyes.
Have Bender Zoom In (2h 0m 0s)
75 50 Hey, Dr. Senile, you know science stuff. Help me get over the effect of those Hypnowaves.
What symptoms are you experiencing, my boy?
First off, I think my eyesight is messed up. Your skin looks silky smooth.
Well, I have been using a new moisturizer. It's been working wonders. And there's only a 90% chance of second-hand radiation poisoning.
Did the Professor fix your eyesight, Bender?
Sure did. I can see you're still getting cuteness injections.
I'm sorry I insulted you. Let me apologize by returning your wallet.
It's empty! Where's the money?
Oh, you want THAT much apology. Okay, but I'll have to insult you a lot more first.
Bender checks his camera.
Have Bender Take Some Snaps (4h 0m 0s)
75 50 Almost losing my life has put everything in perspective.
Yes. From now on, I will appreciate the beauty around me.
Which means taking pictures of anyplace but this dump.
Get any good photos?
Yep! They're mostly of celebrities' houses. For research.
Public humiliation research? Or private blackmail research?
Sir, I am a professional, ethical photojournalist! So, both.
Bender tests the waters.
75 50 I wonder if ol' Bender can still work his magic with the ladies?
What magic? You mean sawing them in half?
Don't be such a dope. I'm talking about a different kind of magic.
Good, 'cause that trick isn't so impressive with fembots that are built to come apart at the waist.
Looks like the love unit is still working.
Bender, you were making out with an out-of-oder cigarette machine!
You mean I'm a... necrobophiliac?! That's the ultimate taboo!
I better go confess to Preacherbot. He'll know how to cover it up.
Bender goes back to normal.
75 50 You seem back to your normal underfunctioning self.
That's right. I'm back, baby!
Good. We could use someone to deliver a package to Mars.
But my tummy hurts!
How are you feeling?
Never better! I've even had time to work my bending muscles.
Is that why my bed's missing?
Yeah, I bent the frame into a swan. Or was it a toaster? Whichever one's electric.