Sound Investment is one of the character goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow.
- Billionairebot looks for investments.
- Have URL Collect Some Bribes (10h 0m 0s)
- Have Billionairebot Pay Off Dirty Cops (1d 0h 0m 0s)
- Have Kif Invest Wisely (12h 0m 0s)
- 5 75
I understand that since the Hypnowaves hit New New York, the city is bursting with investment opportunities.
I wouldn't know about that. I'm just a dirty cop.
A bribable policeman? Just the sort of investment I've been looking for! Exactly how long have you been dirty?
Since I joined up. But I gotta warn you: past corruption is no guarantee of future performance.
Read my prospectus before bribing.
I want you to intimidate a witness for me, URL.
Can o' corn, boss. What does he look like and what did he see you doing?
He's a robot police officer and he saw me bribing you.
Naw, man, that was me. You're seein' double 'cause your monocle's misaligned.
Officer URL cracks another case. Aww, yeah.
- Billionairebot mingles with Amy.
- Have Billionairebot Shine His Ring (4h 0m 0s)
- Have Amy Call Her Parents (8h 0m 0s)
- Have Scruffy Sweep Some Cash (8h 0m 0s)
- 5 50
You're Amy Wong, of the Mars Wongs! I recognise you from your picture in the Hall of Heiresses down at the Billionaire Men's Club.
That is so sexist and old-fashioned! I bet your little "Men's Club" has a walk-in humidor and a trophy room too, right?
Yes, the Hall of Heiresses IS the trophy room.
It was a pleasure talking with you, Ms. Wong.
I wish I could say the same. [COUGH]
Is my illegal indoor smoking bothering you?
It's not the cigar, it's the bill you lit it with!
All decent rich people know the $10,000 is the worst-smelling bill in current circulation.
- Billionairebot can't find any good opportunities.
- Have Bender Scam Some Suckers (6h 0m 0s)
- Have Billionairebot Collect Payments (3h 0m 0s)
- Have Fry Waste His Money (4h 0m 0s)
- 5 80
I wish I could be rich like you.
Take heart, my working-class friend. If you could walk a mile in my loafers and spats, you'd soon learn that money is not the answer.
What is the answer?
Well, duh! Loafers and spats, obviously!
There are not as many investment opportunities in the locale as I'd initially anticipated. Are you aware of any?
That depends what you mean.
I was gently trying to explain that I didn't understand anything you said.
- Billionairebot divests from New New York.
- 10 100
Tell me, Robot Gypsy, is there money to be made anywhere in New New York?
Indeed there is -- in the Robot Gypsy business! Ten dollars please.
I'm not going to pay you! Especially since you've already given me your answer!
Oh, pardon me. I just assumed you'd want to know about any fatal accidents that you can avoid only by knowing about them ahead of time.
I've decided to take my money elsewhere.
Great profits can be realized by moving to Portland.
Is that an official prediction, or just idle chatter?
It doesn't take a fortune teller to predict the benefits of no sales tax.