Sound Investment

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Sound Investment
Icon Character Billionairebot.png
Details
Story type
Character Goal
Event
Robot Hell On Earth
Previous Goal
Old Money

Sound Investment is one of the character goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow.

Part 1

Description[edit source]

Billionairebot looks for investments.

Objectives

  • Have URL Collect Some Bribes (10h 0m 0s)
  • Have Billionairebot Pay Off Dirty Cops (1d 0h 0m 0s)
  • Have Kif Invest Wisely (12h 0m 0s)

Rewards[edit source]

  • 5 Robot Soul 75 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Billionairebot I understand that since the Hypnowaves hit New New York, the city is bursting with investment opportunities.

URL I wouldn't know about that. I'm just a dirty cop.

Billionairebot A bribable policeman? Just the sort of investment I've been looking for! Exactly how long have you been dirty?

URL Since I joined up. But I gotta warn you: past corruption is no guarantee of future performance.

URL Read my prospectus before bribing.


Billionairebot I want you to intimidate a witness for me, URL.

URL Can o' corn, boss. What does he look like and what did he see you doing?

Billionairebot He's a robot police officer and he saw me bribing you.

URL Naw, man, that was me. You're seein' double 'cause your monocle's misaligned.

URL Officer URL cracks another case. Aww, yeah.


Part 2

Description[edit source]

Billionairebot mingles with Amy.

Objectives

  • Have Billionairebot Shine His Ring (4h 0m 0s)
  • Have Amy Call Her Parents (8h 0m 0s)
  • Have Scruffy Sweep Some Cash (8h 0m 0s)

Rewards[edit source]

  • 5 Robot Soul 50 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Billionairebot You're Amy Wong, of the Mars Wongs! I recognise you from your picture in the Hall of Heiresses down at the Billionaire Men's Club.

Amy That is so sexist and old-fashioned! I bet your little "Men's Club" has a walk-in humidor and a trophy room too, right?

Billionairebot Yes, the Hall of Heiresses IS the trophy room.


Billionairebot It was a pleasure talking with you, Ms. Wong.

Amy I wish I could say the same. [COUGH]

Billionairebot Is my illegal indoor smoking bothering you?

Amy It's not the cigar, it's the bill you lit it with!

Amy All decent rich people know the $10,000 is the worst-smelling bill in current circulation.


Part 3

Description[edit source]

Billionairebot can't find any good opportunities.

Objectives

  • Have Bender Scam Some Suckers (6h 0m 0s)
  • Have Billionairebot Collect Payments (3h 0m 0s)
  • Have Fry Waste His Money (4h 0m 0s)

Rewards[edit source]

  • 5 Robot Soul 80 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Fry I wish I could be rich like you.

Billionairebot Take heart, my working-class friend. If you could walk a mile in my loafers and spats, you'd soon learn that money is not the answer.

Fry What is the answer?

Billionairebot Well, duh! Loafers and spats, obviously!


Billionairebot There are not as many investment opportunities in the locale as I'd initially anticipated. Are you aware of any?

Fry That depends what you mean.

Billionairebot How so?

Fry [...]

Fry I was gently trying to explain that I didn't understand anything you said.


Part 4

Description[edit source]

Billionairebot divests from New New York.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 10 Robot Soul 100 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Billionairebot Tell me, Robot Gypsy, is there money to be made anywhere in New New York?

Robot Gypsy Indeed there is -- in the Robot Gypsy business! Ten dollars please.

Billionairebot I'm not going to pay you! Especially since you've already given me your answer!

Robot Gypsy Oh, pardon me. I just assumed you'd want to know about any fatal accidents that you can avoid only by knowing about them ahead of time.


Billionairebot I've decided to take my money elsewhere.

Robot Gypsy Great profits can be realized by moving to Portland.

Billionairebot Is that an official prediction, or just idle chatter?

Robot Gypsy It doesn't take a fortune teller to predict the benefits of no sales tax.

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