Spicy Marriage

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Spicy Marriage
Goal LaBarbara.png
Story type
Character Goal
Previous Goal
Amazonian Search Party

Spicy Marriage is one of the goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow. It becomes available after unlocking LaBarbara.

Part 1

Description[edit source]

LaBarbara complains about her marriage.


Rewards[edit source]

  • 600 Nixonbucks 350 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

LaBarbara Husband, when was the last time we did something exciting?

Hermes Did you not see me notarizing those documents?

LaBarbara Jah's whiskers! That's not what I'm talking about! We need to spice up this marriage.

Hermes Fine. Next time I'll let you hold the power stamper.

LaBarbara Hold your own power stamper! I'm goin' skatin'!

Hermes Woman, there was no one to cook for me while you were skating around town for 2 hours!

LaBarbara Go jerk your own dinner. And your own self.

Hermes I'm sorry. How about this: All is forgiven...

Hermes ...if you make me a Manwich.

Part 2

Description[edit source]

LaBarbara parties.


Rewards[edit source]

  • 600 Nixonbucks 350 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

LaBarbara Hermes thinks he can take me for granted. I'll show him.

Amy Why don't I take you drinking?

LaBarbara Girl, you don't have to take me drinking. I was jammin' Jamaican joy juice when you were sipping kiddie punch.

Amy Maybe but I sipped a LOT of kiddie punch in my day.

Hermes So you think you can raise my hackles by staying out all night partying?

LaBarbara Faster than a green snake down a greased bobsled track.

Hermes [...]

Hermes That's my line!!!

Part 3

Description[edit source]

LaBarbara voices her anger.


  • Have LaBarbara Grab Dinner for Dwight (8h 0m 0s)

Rewards[edit source]

  • 600 Nixonbucks 350 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

The Professor You need to get your home in order. Hermes is unable to properly function at work.

The Professor I first noticed there was a problem the other day when he paid Zoidberg...

LaBarbara What happened?

The Professor Aren't you listening? I said he PAID ZOIDBERG!

LaBarbara Husband, I been talking to Dwight and we're worried about you.

LaBarbara It's one thing when you forget your family, but it sounds like you been messin' up at work, too.

Hermes Naw, that ain't right. My family is "Job 1" and my job is er... "Job 1.1." The only question I have is...

Hermes Who's Dwight?

Part 4

Description[edit source]

LaBarbara and Hermes patch things up..


Rewards[edit source]

  • 600 Nixonbucks 350 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Hermes I've made reservations for us at Cavern on the Green.

LaBarbara Aww, Hermes! You shouldn't have.

Hermes But you said I should have!

LaBarbara I was playing hard to get.

Hermes That's too hard to get!

LaBarbara Thanks for taking me out, husband.

Hermes Just trying to get everything back to normal.

LaBarbara I'm not so sure. That may require a trip to the bedroom...

Hermes Sweet blue-assed baboon of downtown Kowloon!

LaBarbara Okay, NOW everything's back to normal.

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