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StarJar is the personal goal of Neil deGrasse Tyson, a premium character available during The George Takei Experience special event.
Part 1
Description[]
- Neil deGrasse Tyson begins his research.
Objectives
- Have Neil deGrasse Tyson Go for a Loop (2h 0m 0s)
- Have Fry Lounge in His Underwear (8h 0m 0s)
Rewards[]
- 200
150 
Story[ | ]
Neil deGrasse Tyson? What are you doing here?
I'm researching the Hypnowaves on behalf of my institution, the Hayden Planetarium.
Did you say you were in an institution with Hayden Panettiere? She's my favorite actress! I've been waiting ten years to use that. And it was worth it.
Sorry about the aerobatics. My thrusters started malfunctioning.
Whoo! That's what SHE said!
After I finish my Hypnowave research, I'm going to investigate how anybody can put up with you.
Good luck!
Part 2
Description[]
- Neil deGrasse Tyson uses science.
Objectives
- Have Neil deGrasse Tyson Do Astronomy (3h 0m 0s)
- Have The Professor Use the Finglonger (1h 0m 0s)
Rewards[]
- 200
150
Story[ | ]
Good luck analyzing the Hypnowaves, Tyson. I've gotten nowhere, but maybe a "science communicator" will have better luck.
I've published over a dozen significant papers in astrophysics. What have you accomplished?
I invented a device that lets you smell faraway things and an extremely long finger! I wish I was dead.
Probably will be soon.
It's apparent that the Hypnowaves are highly unstable.
Did you figure that out yourself, Einstein?
No, you kept shouting it in my ear.
Just making sure we all know whose name appears first on the paper.
Part 3
Description[]
- Neil deGrasse Tyson expands his search.
Objectives
- Have Neil deGrasse Tyson Observe the Universe (4h 0m 0s)
- Have Bender Avoid Responsibility (8h 0m 0s)
Rewards[]
- 200 150
Story[ | ]
I suspect the hypnowaves can be neutralized by passing them through curved space. I'll need some kind of immensely powerful bending apparatus.
I'm some kind of immensely powerful bending apparatus. I once bent an entire prison.
With those arms? They look like spaghetti strands.
You don't have a lot of friends, do you, Tyson?
I've scanned our whole solar system for Hypnowaves.
What did you find?
The Hypnowaves have spread like a nasty digitally-transmitted robot virus.
Spare me the lecture about setting up a secure firewall. Those things take away all the pleasure.
Part 4
Description[]
- Neil deGrasse Tyson practices a hobby.
Objectives
- Have Neil deGrasse Tyson Shop for Old Telescopes (8h 0m 0s)
- Have Amy Drink Girly Cocktail (8h 0m 0s)
Rewards[]
- 200 150
Story[ | ]
I'm off to look for vintage telescopes. It's a nerdy hobby of mine.
How did you ever become heavyweight champion of the world?
You're thinking of MIKE Tyson.
Wow, a boxer AND a mindreader. I'm impressed.
I couldn't find any telescopes that fit my personality.
You need a new hobby. maybe you could take tennis lessons.
I have no limbs! Maybe you could take a sensitivity training course. Or an eye test.
I'm not impressed any more.
Part 5
Description[]
- Neil deGrasse Tyson looks to the stars.
Objectives
- Have Neil deGrasse Tyson Hang Out on the Roof (6h 0m 0s)
- Have Bender Take Some Snaps (4h 0m 0s)
Rewards[]
- 200 150
Story[ | ]
To complete my research, I'll need access to a roof.
My favorite crime is "breaking and accessing." But what do I get for my trouble?
If you carry me to the roof, I'll put your name on the study.
The Bender Report: Why He's Great and Maybe Some Other Stuff. I like the sound of that.
I have concluded that the Hypnowaves are entirely man-made. Wait a minute. I meant to say "toad-made." Sometimes my little claws write whatever they want.
Smooth move, Tyson. Whenever anything goes wrong, blame it on your robot hands. That's what I do. I call it "pleading handsanity."