- Lrrr builds his likeness
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You -- bending slave! Build a colossus in the image of the ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8 -- Lrrr, whom I am! Commence sculpting!
And make it twice as magnificent as me in every respect!
I can make it twice as ugly, but I don't see how to make it twice as smelly.
Nice work building that statue of Lrrr, Bender.
It WAS nice work, wasn't it? The trickiest part was bending the girders that underlie his cape.
Only a handful of bending units ever built could achieve that kind of precision.
And I killed the rest of them a few years ago.
- Fry starts recruiting.
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Hey, Bender, I'm forming an underground resistance army to fight the Omicronian occupation. Wanna join?
That depends. Will we be going out at night in tight black clothing to blow things up?
Yep. Also we'll be throwing ourselves into passionate intimate relationships impossible in peacetime.
Eh, I think I'll just dress in black, blow things up, and then go get drunk by myself.
We did it! We took down that relatively small detachment of Omicronians!
And I instigated a riot! It's been non-stop, butt-busting action!
This is the problem with being invaded. The little guys have to do all the work.
Honestly, if it weren't for the killing and blowing stuff up, I'd prefer peacetime.
- Hattie hits the books.
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Do you have a thingamawhosit to deal with the kajiggers?
Yes I do, Hattie. It involves a doohickey.
Looks like you and me are at what you call a whatchacallit. Impasse.
Or "Mexican kajigger".
I found out the Omicronians have a fatal weakness. They're terrified of whatchacallits! Cats!
That's great! Maybe if we form an army of cats, we can scare them away from Earth!
Of course, the cats will probably suffer heavy casualties--
I'm switching sides!